0
BillyVance

Is God trying to tell us something?

Recommended Posts

Quote

Its called learning these days, from the bad decisions of others made in the first 2348 years of this world. ( 1656 B.C.)



Just so I know from what perspective you are debating these points, how old do you think the Earth is?
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Its called learning these days, from the bad decisions of others made in the first 2348 years of this world. ( 1656 B.C.)



Just so I know from what perspective you are debating these points, how old do you think the Earth is?



As someone said, time as interpreted in the bible can mean anything.

Scientifically, I'd say about 4 to 5 billion years.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
>Finishing the rest of the Chapter of creation, God then tells us in a
>more explicit manner of the things Hehad already done.

Sorry, that's not what the KJV says. It says quite clearly and explicitly in Genesis 2 that the order is:

-Man is formed
-Man is moved to the Garden
-Cattle are formed

Nothing about "ignore the order here, I'm just rehashing the first story."

Now, you may choose to ignore that part, or explain that it's metaphor and not literally correct - both of which are absolutely fine. I would simply suggest that you do not condemn others for doing what you yourself do.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Hey at least no one in the thread is trying to get into my purse for a minimum 10%



I'll take it.

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Hey at least no one in the thread is trying to get into my purse for a minimum 10%



I'll take it.


Silly man, don't you now you're supposed to scare her first and make her feel bad about herself? Otherwise you're just begging:P


That would require being mean to a friend. no way, not on purpose

I just thought I should call dibbs first in case there is cash involved.:ph34r:

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

I just thought I should call dibbs first in case there is cash involved.



Oh no you dont.... you KNOW the government has first dibbs oin that... they might get testy if you got in line first.



Ya see? that's a problem with the poor logic of the gov'ment. My way - if you collect cash and pay taxes on it, then I collect the rest from you and pay taxes on it, then the part I got gets taxed an extra time - You'd just waste it anyway on things like food, clothing, rent,..... everyone wins.

or is it everyone loses? I can't keep that part straight

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Yours is a perfect example of worldy understanding.

Take a look at Genesis 1:27.
So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him, male and female, created He them.

Then go to Chapter 2:18, 21-22-23. This is an example of how God had told of their being created in Chapter 1, and then explaining in more detail and God tells us just how He did those things.

Then look at Genesis Chapter 5, 1-2.

This is the book of the generation of ADAM, in the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made He him.
MALE and FEMALE created He them, and called their name ( NOT ONLY HIS NAME, BUT THEIR NAME)
Adam.

For the man, it is written horizontally, and for the woman it is written vertically, and it so even to the end of the world.

A D A M ..............................................................
........A ...............................................................
........D................................................................
........A................................................................
........M...............................................................

and the M that is in the name ADAM is like the rib that was taken from him to form the woman, the
letter M is taken from Adam to become Madam.


It is amazing that you cannot understand what is clearly a description of creation in Chapter 1, and then being given more precise details in the following Chapters.

God saved his final creation of a man in His own image until AFTER he had created all the other things, especially things that are considered beasts without a soul, and then God put man and woman in the garden of Eden.

Once God created man from the dust, he gave it breath, and it became a living soul. That was the culmination of His creation, a man in His image and likeness.

When God brought about the flood, it was because mankind was so sinful and the earth was filled with violence.

The flood killed the cattle and everything else that wasn't in the ark, but it was mankind , God's creation in His image, that caused the flood.




Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

I just thought I should call dibbs first in case there is cash involved.



Oh no you dont.... you KNOW the government has first dibbs oin that... they might get testy if you got in line first.


Ya see? that's a problem with the poor logic of the gov'ment. My way - if you collect cash and pay taxes on it, then I collect the rest from you and pay taxes on it, then the part I got gets taxed an extra time - You'd just waste it anyway on things like food, clothing, rent,..... everyone wins.

or is it everyone loses? I can't keep that part straight


You can simply cut the government out of the equation by getting paid under the table. :P:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

You can simply cut the government out of the equation by getting paid under the table. :P:D



I'm aghast - why do you hate children, women, and minorities so much?

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

The flood killed the cattle and everything else that wasn't in the ark, but it was mankind , God's creation in His image, that caused the flood.



I suppose you believe Hurricane Katrina was caused by homosexuals in New Orleans ... :S
"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
>Take a look at Genesis 1:27.

I did. Now take a look at Genesis 2. It clearly shows that humans were created first.

>and then God put man and woman in the garden of Eden.

And _then_ he created cattle, as explained in Genesis 2:19. It's not ambiguous at all.

And you know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you think men were created first, or cattle were created first. It doesn't matter if you think the King James Version is the correct one, or if you prefer the New International Version, the New American Standard Bible, the New King James, the Holman Christian Standard Bible, or even the original Aramaic. It doesn't matter if, in your version, "young girl" got translated as "young girl" or "maiden" or "virgin." It doesn't matter whether you think the Ark was measured in cubits or feet.

What matters, in the end, is how well you follow the example set by Jesus. (IMO, of course.) In the end, that's the _only_ thing that matters.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

You can simply cut the government out of the equation by getting paid under the table. :P:D



I'm aghast - why do hate children, women, and minorities so much?


You forgot war and the environment ... Why did you forget them? Do you hate them?

PS: Why pay rehmwa 10% to save your soul when I'm only charging 9%. :P
"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

You can simply cut the government out of the equation by getting paid under the table. :P:D



I'm aghast - why do hate children, women, and minorities so much?


You forgot war and the environment ... Why did you forget them? Do you hate them?

PS: Why pay rehmwa 10% to save your soul when I'm only charging 9%. :P



You are so ignorant, I can't stand it. If only you would listen to me explain how to move through a sloping crux move on a touchy 11.d, then you'd see the light

But, like a blind squirrel finding a rotting nut, the environment does fit the 'plan'. But, in your crapulent idiocy, you remain lost as there is no place for "war" in my plan - war is an American invention only, no one else has ever done it.

................e...
................n...
........w......v...
........o......i....
........minorities
Children...o.....
........n.....n....
...............m..
...............e..
...............n..
...............t..

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

You can simply cut the government out of the equation by getting paid under the table. :P:D



I'm aghast - why do hate children, women, and minorities so much?


You forgot war and the environment ... Why did you forget them? Do you hate them?

PS: Why pay rehmwa 10% to save your soul when I'm only charging 9%. :P



You are so ignorant, I can't stand it. If only you would listen to me explain how to move through a sloping crux move on a touchy 11.d, then you'd see the light

But, like a blind squirrel finding a rotting nut, the environment does fit the 'plan'. But, in your crapulent idiocy, you remain lost as there is no place for "war" in my plan - war is an American invention only, no one else has ever done it.

..............e...
..............n...
........war.v...
........o....i....
........minorities
Children...o.....
........n...n....
.............m..
.............e..
.............n..
.............t..



oops, nevermind

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote


There is a lot of symbolism in God's WORD, but one has to know and understand which is symbolism and which is litereal.



Spoken like a true Muslim.
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just remember, you can't spell "victory" without "war." Well, maybe you can, but that's beside the point. There must be a war on terror, a war on illiteracy, a war on drugs, a war on cancer, a war on the flu, a war on the environment (wait, wait, a war _for_ the environment) and a war on those small knickknacks that you always lose under the couch.

For all of you who doubt this - shall we send you your "defeatocrat" "cut and run" yellow T-shirt now, or when you finally lose?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Just remember, you can't spell "victory" without "war." Well, maybe you can, but that's beside the point. There must be a war on terror, a war on illiteracy, a war on drugs, a war on cancer, a war on the flu, a war on the environment (wait, wait, a war _for_ the environment) and a war on those small knickknacks that you always lose under the couch.

For all of you who doubt this - shall we send you your "defeatocrat" "cut and run" yellow T-shirt now, or when you finally lose?



War is also becoming a problem. We should start a War on War. Who's with me?
"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

You could be a personal trainer because my abs hurt after reading that ... :D:D:D



clearly you are STILL not tougher than the inanimate rock holds you so wish to dominate

Do you SEE the hidden message left for the enlightened?

war.v
o...i
mino
Children...o
n...n

WARV OIMINO CHILDRENON N

or,

warvinicus oiminicalia childredo en

(Loosely translated from the original mesopotamian as "Won't someone PLEASE think of the children")

And thus we come full circle :)
ah-men:)

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

For all of you who doubt this - shall we send you your "defeatocrat" "cut and run" yellow T-shirt now, or when you finally lose?



I'll take two now, 3 when I lose

(Jeanne hon, please send Bill a donation for the t-shirts, from the tithe you promised me.)

...
Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0