BillyVance 35 #1 April 23, 2008 Okay, I didn't research the candidates' backgrounds, but I thought this was funny. A European view of the US election - "We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship. Is there a contest here?""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 April 23, 2008 Quote On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship. Is there a contest here?" Bah, it's just an Anheuser-Busch distributorship, so that doesn't really count."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship. Is there a contest here?" Bah, it's just an Anheuser-Busch distributorship, so that doesn't really count. Nope, not with the shit they sell. Like I said, I didn't check anybody's background."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 April 23, 2008 It is the entertainment value. Elections have more pointless, but exciting, drama than the WWF (with only half the steroids). "TONIGHT... Homicide Night at the Arena with Gorgon and Slicer... look, Slicer is using his Origami move..." "...and back to you Bob, it seems that Hillary is ok with having her daughter felt up in a gay bar, in her last desperate act to get votes..." Chelsea Quote April 19, 2008 From NBC/NJ’s Matthew Berger PHILADELPHIA -- Chelsea Clinton stopped traffic Friday night as she wandered the streets of Philadelphia on a gay bar crawl, winning rave reviews for both her politics and her appearance. Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space. “I grabbed her ass,” one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter. You just can't make this stuff up. (Chelsea was not offended because her dad said that it wasn't sexually offensive to grope a womans buttocks. Kind of a compliment.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 April 23, 2008 Quote It is the entertainment value. Elections have more pointless, but exciting, drama than the WWF (with only half the steroids). "TONIGHT... Homicide Night at the Arena with Gorgon and Slicer... look, Slicer is using his Origami move..." "...and back to you Bob, it seems that Hillary is ok with having her daughter felt up in a gay bar, in her last desperate act to get votes..." Did you see the WWE show Monday night? All three presidential candidates put on their best smack talk. Hillary's was feeble, Obama's was mediocre, but McCain was awesome. He even added in a little swagger in his voice. No they didn't show in person but taped their speeches. It was entertaining to see who botched up the best catch-phrases from over the years in the WWE/WWF. "If you smeeeeeeeeeeell what the Barack is cookin!" "For all you McCainiacs out there..." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 April 23, 2008 Here's A European view of the US election - Pity.. you're f*cked for the next term, sorry. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 April 23, 2008 Quote Here's A European view of the US election - Pity.. you're f*cked for the next term, sorry. That's been pretty much our view the last few elections. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 April 23, 2008 Quote Did you see the WWE show Monday night? All three presidential candidates put on their best smack talk. Hillary's was feeble, Obama's was mediocre, but McCain was awesome. He even added in a little swagger in his voice. No they didn't show in person but taped their speeches. It was entertaining to see who botched up the best catch-phrases from over the years in the WWE/WWF. "If you smeeeeeeeeeeell what the Barack is cookin!" "For all you McCainiacs out there..." "Oh no. Stone Cold is in trouble. The Rottweiller has him in the 'Bill-Twister'. Those balls are hurting now..." Ya know... just when I think that I have made something up... That is unbelievably funny. I am in the wrong business. Given the volume of people who watch WWF, I am surprised that it didn't happen earlier. I don't watch WWF because I think it is too much like daytime soap operas. However, it is a great marketing tool to reach a lot of people. This is like a game of "who can come up with the weirdest stuff?". Let's face it, who would have suggested, "Hey Hillary, why not let your daughter do the gay bar crawl?" What's next? Chelsea has a tryout on the Pussycat Dolls? "Don't you wish your President was hot like me... don' cha'?" "That Chelsea works a pole like an intern. Here's a $10 for the...ummm... campaign..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote Here's A European view of the US election - Pity.. you're f*cked for the next term, sorry. That's been pretty much our view the last few elections. 'Bout time y'did some lurnin' then Billy. Seems like you folks are getting a mite careless (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
