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kallend 2,150
QuoteQuoteI have a push mower that is self propelled... I'm not lazy or anything ....
nonsense, a REAL MAN would disable the gearing, sharpen and then dull the blades using the callouses on his fingers (just show he can), tie 3 cinder blocks around his waist, and then go out into the lawn and chew the grass to the appropriate height
kids just don't know how easy they have it nowadays
Bill, didn't your family live in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake? Used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash you to sleep with a broken bottle, if you were lucky!
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
QuoteStupid city men have no clue.
I found that (assuming you live in a dry climate like I do) your grass stops growing when you do not water it and then there is no need to buy a huge honking tractor mower. The again I don't own a McMansion, only a McHouse.
Try not to worry about the things you have no control over
PLFXpert 0
Today I heard someone on the news say our economy is going to hell in a handbag.
Hooray!
That's like WAY better than a handbasket!
Hooray!
That's like WAY better than a handbasket!
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
DZJ 0
Only a broken bottle - oh the luxury!QuoteQuoteQuoteI have a push mower that is self propelled... I'm not lazy or anything ....
nonsense, a REAL MAN would disable the gearing, sharpen and then dull the blades using the callouses on his fingers (just show he can), tie 3 cinder blocks around his waist, and then go out into the lawn and chew the grass to the appropriate height
kids just don't know how easy they have it nowadays
Bill, didn't your family live in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake? Used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash you to sleep with a broken bottle, if you were lucky!
rehmwa 2
QuoteOnly a broken bottle - oh the luxury!QuoteQuoteQuoteI have a push mower that is self propelled... I'm not lazy or anything ....
nonsense, a REAL MAN would disable the gearing, sharpen and then dull the blades using the callouses on his fingers (just show he can), tie 3 cinder blocks around his waist, and then go out into the lawn and chew the grass to the appropriate height
kids just don't know how easy they have it nowadays
Bill, didn't your family live in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake? Used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash you to sleep with a broken bottle, if you were lucky!
and "gravel"? what is this, Thanksgiving?
I wish we had a 20 hour work day, we used to work 26 hours a day and had to get up 2 hours before we went to sleep just to make it to work on time
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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants
kallend 2,150
QuoteQuoteOnly a broken bottle - oh the luxury!QuoteQuoteQuoteI have a push mower that is self propelled... I'm not lazy or anything ....
nonsense, a REAL MAN would disable the gearing, sharpen and then dull the blades using the callouses on his fingers (just show he can), tie 3 cinder blocks around his waist, and then go out into the lawn and chew the grass to the appropriate height
kids just don't know how easy they have it nowadays
Bill, didn't your family live in a cardboard box at the bottom of a lake? Used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash you to sleep with a broken bottle, if you were lucky!
and "gravel"? what is this, Thanksgiving?
I wish we had a 20 hour work day, we used to work 26 hours a day and had to get up 2 hours before we went to sleep just to make it to work on time
Ah, the good old days.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
jcd11235 0
Quotekids just don't know how easy they have it nowadays
Isn't that the truth.
When I was a kid we had to get up and walk all the way across the room to change the channel on the television.
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QuoteQuotekids just don't know how easy they have it nowadays
Isn't that the truth.
When I was a kid we had to get up and walk all the way across the room to change the channel on the television.
Woah
That's harsh.
At least, are your parents paying your therapy?
dudeist skydiver # 3105
and frankly... those middle aged overweight men in the comercials are doing that... as for me... I ride my bike to work to get some exercise... it's only a couple of miles unless I want to make it longer (which I do sometimes...
besides... I'm an engineer... and a lazy engineer is a good engineer... because they're going to come up with all kinds of cool things to make their life easier...
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