tenjooberrymuds

[Lindsey 0]

We're not into being so PC anymore, are we??? Got this e-mail, and it made me laugh. Maybe it'll start your weekend off with a grin too.

TENJOOBERRYMUDS
>
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
> TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
>
>In order to continue getting-by in America (our home
> land), we all need to learn the NEW English language!
>
>
>
> Practice by reading the following conversation until
> you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
>
> With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in... Now, here goes...
>
> The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you
> as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A
>
>Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
>
>Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
>
>Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to
> oddor sunteen???"
>
>Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
>
>Room Service: "Ow July den?"
>
>Guest: ".....What??"
>
>Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
>
>Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
>
>Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
>
>Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
>
>Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
>
>Guest: "What?"
>
>Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
>
>Guest: "I.. don't think so."
>
>RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
>
>Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
toes' means."
>
>RoomService: "Toes! Toes!..Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"
>
>Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
>
>RoomService: "We bodder?"
>
>Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
>
>RoomService: "Wad?!?"
>
>Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side"
>
>RoomService: "Copy?"
>
>Guest: "Excuse me?"
>
>RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
>
>Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
>
>RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we
bodder on sigh and copy . rye??"
>
>Guest: "Whatever you say."
>
>RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
>
>Guest: "You're welcome"
>
>Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' .....and you do, don't you!
>
>
>
>GOD Bless America
>

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[mnealtx 0]

Tenjoo.....tenjooberrymuds!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[shropshire 0]

phrukinhell

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