Rookie120 0 #26 April 2, 2008 Quote Makes you wonder what smell they're covering up with it! Who knows! Some are to busy bitching about my cigar from 30 ft away.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #27 April 2, 2008 Quote Makes you wonder what smell they're covering up with it! Old Navy saying: If it smells of fish, eat all you wish, If it smells of cologne, leave it alone. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #28 April 2, 2008 Quoteher face looked like I worked it over with a 2x4. Tell her that her fucked up face is probably from: QuoteETHYL ACETATE (in: after shave, cologne, perfume, shampoo, nail color, nail enamel remover, fabric softener, dishwashing liquid) - Narcotic. On EPA Hazardous Waste list; "...irritating to the eyes and respiratory tract" ..."may cause headache and narcosis (stupor)" ..."defatting effect on skin and may cause drying and cracking" ..."may cause anemia with leukocytosis and damage to liver and kidneys" "Wash thoroughly after handling." Or the terpineol. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #29 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote Makes you wonder what smell they're covering up with it! Who knows! Some are to busy bitching about my cigar from 30 ft away. HAHAHAHA!! (Caution: ER story...lol) One night in the waiting room for the ER was a woman with her big bottle of cheap perfume out. She lifted an arm, and as if it were a can a Right Guard, stuck it through the neck hole and sprayed the stuff in her pits!!!! BWAHAHA! Right there for everyone to see. At least she was not ashamed...lol. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #30 April 2, 2008 I think you handled it just fine. Calm and collected. Your home, your patio, your lungs. To hell with the bitch. I quit smoking almost four yrs ago but what a person does in their own home is their own buisness. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #31 April 2, 2008 QuoteI think you handled it just fine. Calm and collected. Your home, your patio, your lungs. Hell I dont even inhale the damn thing. I only know 1 guy who inhales fine cigars. I maybe only smoke 2 a month if I'm lucky. I just wished she didnt have to stick her nose in my business. Whada bitch!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #32 April 2, 2008 Quote Just for that you should pay for her healthcare coverage. LOL Yeah...it's called "dirt" and I recommend 6 ft. or more. PS: do not take this post serious. "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #33 April 2, 2008 She was pissed because you sat there drinking your Scotch and puffing your cigar, but didn't offer her any. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #34 April 2, 2008 Quote Shoulda called Warped -- he'd a put a .45 right between her eyes, problem solved. I don't own a .45acp anymore! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #35 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote Shoulda called Warped -- he'd a put a .45 right between her eyes, problem solved. I don't own a .45acp anymore! Good thing. It might've been perceived as a threat.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #36 April 2, 2008 And result in a ban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #37 April 2, 2008 I mean hey, I could have used a .308win, but then it would have passed through, downed an airliner, then blown the International Space Station apart, before obliterating the Moon, then traveling out of the Milky Way, and killing an entire race of beings in another galaxy, in a place, far, far away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #38 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Shoulda called Warped -- he'd a put a .45 right between her eyes, problem solved. I don't own a .45acp anymore! Good thing. It might've been perceived as a threat. Very true. I should've used four of five smileys instead of just the one. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #39 April 2, 2008 Quote What is a P.C. was to say go fuck yourself! "Go fuck your self."The statement by its self is non-discriminatory.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #40 April 3, 2008 Quote Shoulda called Warped -- he'd a put a .45 right between her eyes, problem solved. Dude, you are so off base with your reply about Warped that it doesn't even deserve a reply. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #41 April 3, 2008 Quote Quote Shoulda called Warped -- he'd a put a .45 right between her eyes, problem solved. Dude, you are so off base with your reply about Warped that it doesn't even deserve a reply. And thank you for not providing one! . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #42 April 3, 2008 Quote What is a P.C. was to say go fuck yourself! From Expert Witness Quote Take with you your richly deserved accolades, and then go ye therefore hence and have intercourse with thineownself, not forgetting to share this activity with the noble steed upon which you arrived. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #43 April 3, 2008 You should have offered her the Lewinsky cigar treatment! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #44 April 3, 2008 QuoteYou should have offered her the Lewinsky cigar treatment! I can think of another orifice that I would rather cram the thing up into.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #45 April 3, 2008 Quote Quote You should have offered her the Lewinsky cigar treatment! I can think of another orifice that I would rather cram the thing up into. Get one of those gigantic novelty cigars and when you see her coming, light it up. I used to see them for sale at a rural "trading post" type store. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #46 April 3, 2008 I would have liked to see how pissed off she would get if you pretended to be deaf, and noticed her staring at you and mouthing off. And you just point to your ears and shrug. Works for me every time I'm pumping gas into my vehicles when some fucking panhandler comes over asking for a quarter or a dollar. Well, I AM fucking deaf anyway... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 April 3, 2008 You missed a Golden Opportunity... "Well, I guess getting a blowjob from you is out of the question."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #48 April 3, 2008 Quote You missed a Golden Opportunity... "Well, I guess getting a blowjob from you is out of the question." Oh man that would have been great! I probably would have come up with that one but my brain was slowed with 3 doubles of JW black. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #49 April 3, 2008 Quote Quote You missed a Golden Opportunity... "Well, I guess getting a blowjob from you is out of the question." Oh man that would have been great! I probably would have come up with that one but my brain was slowed with 3 doubles of JW black. This is outside the norm, how? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirage62 0 #50 April 3, 2008 You should have told her how sorry you were. Turn walked inside. Took off your cloths as fast as possible and walked back out - of course with the smoke and the drink. Kevin Keenan is my hero, a double FUP, he does so much with so little Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
