vortexring 0 #1 March 26, 2008 Shropshires dinner guest post got me thinking; imagine the same, but restricted to SC posters! So this is the scene: you, and your invited SC guests RV at a selected destination for a few drinks and a blether. Blimey. How many would you invite? Who would it be? Why!? Would your selection of guests cause utter mayhem amongst themselves or what!?It's been a difficult decision but I've restricted my guest list to 11. The people I'd love to invite but have omitted!!! Anyway, here they are, in no particular order: 1) Billvon - we'd have a selected list of specific issues to discuss and debate which he could moderate - and then be abused, with no banning reprecussions. 2) Kallend - for the educational element and some interesting face to face issues. 3) GQ jumper - to laugh at his ridiculous chat up lines. 4) Warpedskydiver - to get him drunk, wind him up then laugh at the fire works! 5) JohnRich(Mealntx? Rushmc?, etc) - because I'm sure the gun issue discussions would take on a different light face to face. 6) Shropshire/Skyrad - for a mature, adult type calming effect on the developing chaos. 7) Amazon - to then escalate the ongoing chaos. 8) Nerdgirl - to legitimize the so called intellectual objective. Anyone querying the issue could be pointed her way - and then we could then laugh at the 'victims' eyes turning into fruit machine wheels. 9) Darius - to discuss topics close to all our hearts with his unique perspective. 10) Lawrocket/Nightingale - to advise us on our potential jail time we'd no doubt end up facing. 11) Christelsabine - to speak of Germanic issues of course!Right, there's my eleven - I'm sure with some extra minutes of additional thought, I'd change the list completely - but either way, this is my invite off the top of my head, lets hear yours! n.b. if your not on the list, it's because I've reserved you a place on the private jet to the island..... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 March 26, 2008 My list...tough one...hmmm: Billvon, Kallend JohnRich rushmc Nerdgirl... Small affair... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #3 March 26, 2008 Ah buggers - I forgot you on my list! You'd be on the 1st class ticket all expenses paid private jet all beer included list.edit: and that was eleven names. Fool! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 March 26, 2008 Quote Ah buggers - I forgot you on my list! You'd be on the 1st class ticket all expenses paid private jet... That would surely sour the mood of some of the other guests...especially the enviro-sensitive folks...I'll yield my seat to them...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #5 March 26, 2008 Fuck 'em!! Bring a cosh! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 March 26, 2008 Quote Fuck 'em!! Bring a cosh! Oh, I meant my seat on the plane...let them live the high-life...then try to feel guilty...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #7 March 26, 2008 I was hinting at a covert boarding and a short stroll. Whack! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 March 26, 2008 Anyone I would not have to slap around a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #9 March 26, 2008 That's a por answer Vandalman - elaborate! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 March 26, 2008 QuoteAnyone I would not have to slap around a bit. I prefer slapping the guests around a little myself....<<>><<>> there are SOOOO many here who deserve a good sound spanking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #11 March 26, 2008 OK, you, and your Mrs. "Someone has to keep you in line"Darius Tigra Shell666 Rainbo Nerdgirl Gene03 Max Dan Chuck Blue Scott Campos John Rich Amazon Rushmc Andy98 Andy Copland Geez there are alot of others, I will have to append this list later on tonight or in the A.M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 March 26, 2008 1) Amazon - Because even though we disagree on a few issues, I always enjoy seeing her. 2) Bill Von - His view point is different and doesn’t hesitate to call me out when I post something not completely thought through. 3) Gawain - Cause I need some back-up with the first two. 4) Darius - Cause I actually agree with him alot more that I will usually admit.5) Lawrocket - Cause we need a mediator. But Gawain get to hold the Knife and carve the turkey. And the group gets to vote on who that is!!As for the rest of you.. I would form an evil corporation and sell you tickets to watch like any good Conservative would. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 March 26, 2008 I'd like a private dinner with Wendy and nerdgirl. They are always correct. And I'd have my video camera. Nobody else would be invited - because THAT video would be worth something. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 March 26, 2008 What's on the menu mate... apart from a lot of rare red meat ........ and untouched Humble Pie? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 March 26, 2008 I don't want to have dinner with any of you assholes. Oh wait, you mentioned drinks. Ok, that might make it more tolerable.... I think I'll just invite Amazon and let her choose whichever neo-cons she wants to invite. Then I'll sit back, eat crab legs, and snort vodka while watching her beat up on them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 March 26, 2008 I like that idea... crab legs and vodka....oh yeah and the neo-con spankings.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #17 March 26, 2008 Quote ....oh yeah and the neo-con spankings.. Please add me to this list. If I have to resort back to making fun of your dots to get an invite, I certainly will. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 March 26, 2008 You could come to Lost Prairie.. I would be happy to administer a nice big Amazon hug.. with a spanking thrown in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,603 #19 March 26, 2008 Quote I'd like a private dinner with Wendy and nerdgirl. They are always correct. . And I can cook... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #20 March 26, 2008 Nice DZ's Eleven list, you have there, Vortex ... Mine would be as fllws: 1 - Quade: The secret mod. 2 - Bill: For same reason like yours. 3 - Kallend: Dto. 4 - Amazon: Of course ..... A must ..... Not to miss .... 5 - Bigway: Once had a big mouth, enjoyed his posts. 6, 7, 8, 9 - You plus dog, ShropShrop, Skyrad, Andy: Brits! 10- CanuckInUSA: He's North American. 11 - Sangiro. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 March 26, 2008 > GoodGREAT move (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #22 March 26, 2008 11 - Sangiro So he can hot-fork you in person...lol. You kinky girl. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #23 March 26, 2008 Rehmwa & Kelpdiver. If it were lunch I'd have like a whole bunch of other people. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #24 March 26, 2008 Quote You could come to Lost Prairie.. I would be happy to administer a nice big Amazon hug.. with a spanking thrown in I have actually been considering that, but it will be dificult to do timewise. Still a possibility though. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerdgirl 0 #25 March 26, 2008 I would invite everyone. All y’all have something interesting & provocative (in a good way) to say - really! [big]-If I could wave a magic wand, I would want to be able to have dinner with Eric [Tonto]. He stood up when others would stand back and say nothing. I miss his contributions and presence in SC. /Marg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
