Another Politician with "Keep it in his pants" Issues..

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I wish they'd just make prostitution legal throughout the states. I'm bored with hearing about this kind of stuff. I don't really care if some politician wants to pay for sex. And if he's screwing around outside of his marriage, then that should be between him and his wife.

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In this case the large breasts he's so fond of... are not a good flotation device.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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[Thanatos340 1]

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I wish they'd just make prostitution legal throughout the states.

That will NEVER happen. Men will always have to pay for Sex (One way or another) but the Wives (And those looking to becomes wives) will never put up with the competition.

If that did happen, Why would ANY man buy a cow (and pay for all that upkeep and maintenance) when he could run out and just buy a quart of milk whenever he wanted it?

Nope. Not going to Happen.

[lawrocket 3]

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Without a paddle!!

That's an extra $500.00 per hour for that treatment.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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>> I wish they'd just make prostitution legal throughout the states.

I'm all for that as long as there is some kind of health care and dental plan involved.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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[jimmytavino 16]

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Maybe he can just send one of the girls...

..... for that price, he should be able to send TEN... and three of them,,, should be able to know how to pack my parachute!!!..... and be willing to do it for the next 5 years...

jt

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..... for that price, he should be able to send TEN... and three of them,,, should be able to know how to pack my parachute!!!..... and be willing to do it for the next 5 years...

You just reminded me of that video that I never got around to making... "Pack Like a Ho".

[billvon 3,092]

>BUT like everything else on the higher levels where the rewards are high
>a very good education is a must . . .

So one of the problems in prostitution today is the . . . lack of higher education among prostitutes? I guess I can see that. I mean, teachers, fine, they don't really need all that education.

But hookers, on the other hand - It's tragic how many prostitutes can't even solve a simple differential equation, or understand isotope burn rates in nuclear reactors. Heck, give a hooker a problem in orbital mechanics, and she's likely to come up with a straight Newtonian answer! Which might be good enough for most applications, but when you're launching a probe to Neptune (or are a hooker) such imprecision just doesn't cut it.

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I would think a degree in psychology (or something similar) would be useful to a high-level prostitute. And in certain specialty areas, a good understanding of physics might be helpful too.

[billvon 3,092]

>And in certain specialty areas, a good understanding of physics might
>be helpful too.

I believe you're thinking of 'mechanics.'

Reminds me of a variation on the old joke:

A guy who's a state governor goes into a brother. There are three hookers there. One is a physicist, and enjoys talking about the physics research at a nearby lab. One is a writer, and has written a few good erotic novels. The third is a philosopher who has studied Kant and Hegel extensively.

Which one does he choose?

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The one with the biggest ......(fill in the blank)

dem gov - the one that the government told him to pick

rep gov - the one on the other side of the stall

libertarian gov - the cheapest one

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>And in certain specialty areas, a good understanding of physics might
>be helpful too.

I believe you're thinking of 'mechanics.'

Reminds me of a variation on the old joke:

A guy who's a state governor goes into a brother. There are three hookers there. One is a physicist, and enjoys talking about the physics research at a nearby lab. One is a writer, and has written a few good erotic novels. The third is a philosopher who has studied Kant and Hegel extensively.

Which one does he choose?

The one with the biggest boobies.

[billvon 3,092]

>The one with the biggest boobies.

Ding ding!

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I wish they'd just make prostitution legal throughout the states.

That will NEVER happen. Men will always have to pay for Sex (One way or another) but the Wives (And those looking to becomes wives) will never put up with the competition.

If that did happen, Why would ANY man buy a cow (and pay for all that upkeep and maintenance) when he could run out and just buy a quart of milk whenever he wanted it?

Nope. Not going to Happen.

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That will NEVER happen. Men will always have to pay for Sex (One way or another) but the Wives (And those looking to becomes wives) will never put up with the competition.

What would be these "wives" that you speak of?

Talk about changing the entire social dynamic around dating in the US...

That would be its own thread.

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If that did happen, Why would ANY man buy a cow (and pay for all that upkeep and maintenance) when he could run out and just buy a quart of milk whenever he wanted it?

We are just going to have to deduct 5 sensitivity points here. You are not considering "cuddling" and the "feelings" of the men at all.

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>And in certain specialty areas, a good understanding of physics might
>be helpful too.

I believe you're thinking of 'mechanics.'

Well, if I ever decide to take up prostitution, I guess I should stay out of that specialty area since I don't even know the correct word to use.

[christelsabine 1]

Just would like to pose that question - before everybody's got lost in juicy details :

Is it mandatory for the (poor) wives always to sing that old song? Are they somehow forced to be at "his" side while he's giving his public avowal?

Mrs. Spitzer did not look really amused.



(Looking forward to some more nutty details...)

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[akarunway 1]

"A guy who's a state governor goes into a brother."----------------------------------------------------------------Was his brother RECEPTIVE to the idea? Musta been some southern state gov. eh?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[lawrocket 3]

"The affairs of state must take precedence over the affairs of state." Gov. William J. LePetomane.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[billvon 3,092]

>Are they somehow forced to be at "his" side while he's giving his public avowal?

Nope, not forced - but some of 'em take their vows pretty seriously.

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>Are they somehow forced to be at "his" side while he's giving his public avowal?

Nope, not forced - but some of 'em take their vows pretty seriously.

I'm not sure that it's always about the vows. Could be something to do with their husband's political careers and the income and/or prestige that it provides. Hard to say though, without personally knowing the woman.

If it was me.... Well, I'd probably be up there having to admit that I was the one who paid for the prostitute as a birthday gift.

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If it was me.... Well, I'd probably be up there having to admit that I was the one who paid for the prostitute as a birthday gift.

Sigh All the good ones are taken...
I agree with the idea that it may be a career move.
Blind support is part of the politician-family-member job.

She's probably thinking, "For this, I had to cancel my landscaping meeting with the gardener..."
(This can be a two-way street )

[nerdgirl 0]

In one of those ironies of “I bet that wasn’t what he thought would happen,” NPR’s “All Things Considered” evening news program reported that the stringent funds transfer monitoring system that identified Gov. Spitzer’s suspicious transactions, which eventually led to the prostitution ring, was the result of tough measures in the banking industry that Spitzer championed as attorney general.

R/Marg

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Tibetan Buddhist saying

[lawrocket 3]

Yes. "Mr. Clean" got hit by his own steamroller. Make that "steamrollers." Why did the guy push for more stringent banking requirements? Because he knew what he was doing, and there should be laws.

Wiretaps? H emade his career off of them.

Prostitution? Nobody shoul dbe doing what he's doing.

And to make it all better, I'm Eliot Spitzer-Swallow. If I get automatically reported, they'll say, "Hey. He's clean. That's Eliot Spitzer" Thus to allay suspicion.

I now presume that Hillary is a sexist pig.
I presume Fred Phelps is a fag.

So damned ironic that he is doign what he publically abhors.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[jcd11235 0]

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Reminds me of a variation on the old joke:

A guy who's a state governor goes into a brother. There are three hookers there. One is a physicist, and enjoys talking about the physics research at a nearby lab. One is a writer, and has written a few good erotic novels. The third is a philosopher who has studied Kant and Hegel extensively.

Which one does he choose?

Trick question? None of the above. He was into a brother.

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