The REAL reasons McCain will win the election

[billvon 3,132]

The top ten reasons McCain will win:

John McCain is seven feet tall.

John McCain isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like John McCain.

All women want to sleep with him. All men want to _be_ him.

John McCain is the reason we won the Vietnam War.

John McCain can throw a baseball so fast not even he can catch it.

John McCain can divide by zero.

Evolution is a myth. There is no such thing as natural selection, only animals John McCain hasn't killed yet.

John McCain is eight feet tall.

John McCain has already won the war in Iraq; the media is just making up all that stuff about soldiers dying.

John McCain won't "run for office." He will just walk into it when he's good and ready.

[Gawain 0]

Okay, I laughed at that...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[lawrocket 3]

Chuck Norris went to rescue him in Nam. McCain waved him off with his broken arm and said, "I've got my situation under control"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[likearock 2]

The Democrats will introduce a new term into the lexicon, "tying ugly".

[crwtom 0]

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The top ten reasons McCain will win:

John McCain is seven feet tall.

He'll learn from Bob Dole post-election popularity before the election.

Cheers, T

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Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true

[tbrown 26]

You forgot about the Dems all dying of laughter after watching 3 months of the "Hillary & Obama Boffo Punching Bag" show.....

Those two had better straighten up & fly right if either one of them has any hope of winning at all. (Hint: Hillary hasn't got a chance, Obama just might pull it off.)

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !