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The REAL reason that McCain will not win the election

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His comb-over hair cut.

Yep, there will be some outdoor event where the high winds will have that thing flapping around uncontrolled. The video-bite will be repeated everywhere...it is a deal breaker, he'll look like an absolute fool. It shouldn't matter, but I think it will make enough of a lasting impression to make a big difference...that McCain is the guy that can't acknowledge his own baldness. He should drop the pretense and just get rid of the silly thing.
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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The REAL reasons McCain will lose:

George Soros will fund a "Swift POW Veterans" group to announce that, in fact, John McCain is a war criminal.

A former college roommate will reveal that John McCain once got a blowjob on the room's couch - and lied about it.

John McCain once kicked a puppy.

John McCain is a snooty nerd who speaks more than one language.

John McCain gets affectionate Bush hugs a lot.

John McCain was fleeing combat in his A-4E when he was shot down.

His second wife was the daughter of a beer distributor, so we have PROOF! PROOF! that he's an alcoholic.

James Garner is the REAL maverick; John McCain is just an impostor.

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Yeah, but what about Giuliani? He was a ridiculous yinkle for years; but he finally gave it up, and acknowledged his baldness - and he still got his ass kicked.



To acknowledge one's baldness is a necessary condition to win the election, but not a sufficient condition. Big difference. :D
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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The REAL reasons McCain will lose:

George Soros will fund a "Swift POW Veterans" group to announce that, in fact, John McCain is a war criminal.

A former college roommate will reveal that John McCain once got a blowjob on the room's couch - and lied about it.

John McCain once kicked a puppy.

John McCain is a snooty nerd who speaks more than one language.

John McCain gets affectionate Bush hugs a lot.

John McCain was fleeing combat in his A-4E when he was shot down.

His second wife was the daughter of a beer distributor, so we have PROOF! PROOF! that he's an alcoholic.

James Garner is the REAL maverick; John McCain is just an impostor.



And maybe, just maybe, the realization that a vote for McCain, honorable though he may be, is a vote for another 4 years of the same old shit.

Got any teenage kids ?

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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Being realistic, a vote for ANY of the candidates is a vote for 'the same old shit'.



On with the revolution, Comrade!



For once you give a truthful glamce of the direction you would have us go, comrade.
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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Being realistic, a vote for ANY of the candidates is a vote for 'the same old shit'.



On with the revolution, Comrade!



For once you give a truthful glamce of the direction you would have us go, comrade.



My personal opinion is that Obama is NOT "the same old shit".
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Being realistic, a vote for ANY of the candidates is a vote for 'the same old shit'.



On with the revolution, Comrade!



For once you give a truthful glamce of the direction you would have us go, comrade.



My personal opinion is that Obama is NOT "the same old shit".



Then you are following yourself. One need only look at his recent history in your state
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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Being realistic, a vote for ANY of the candidates is a vote for 'the same old shit'.



On with the revolution, Comrade!


For once you give a truthful glamce of the direction you would have us go, comrade.


My personal opinion is that Obama is NOT "the same old shit".


Then you are following yourself. One need only look at his recent history in your state


Well, we'll see next January;)
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