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SpeedRacer

Morons are taking over the world.

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Yeah, it's right up there with Miss South Carolina's response to South Africa and maps...:S

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I was watching "5th grader' one evening and was shocked that the contestant had much trouble naming the two states that do not border another state.
I don't expect everyone to be able to solve differential equations without so much as a pencil and paper, but basic geography isn't too much to ask. Or is it?

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I was watching "5th grader' one evening and was shocked that the contestant had much trouble naming the two states that do not border another state.



D.C. and Puerto Rico, right?

:|

What??
LOL.That can be debated as well. I guess there 4 now. Where does CaliMexico stand?:S
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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I was watching "5th grader' one evening and,...


,...and that is the crux of the problem.



The crux of the problem is that I watched "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" one time?
Sorry...I won't watch it again if that'll help.


Since the show is on the air you were not the only one watching; that and survivor, and the rest of the drivel that is network television.

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Hey, thos efrom Europe. Which of the followign is the capital of the State of Washington?

1) Seattle
2) Tacoma
3) Spokane
4) George
5) Carver
6) Olympia
7) Snohomish



It may surprise you to know that when I was in high school in the UK I had to learn the US state capitals (along with the capitals of all the (then) countries of Europe and Africa). A few years back on a commercial flight from Chicago to San Jose, CA, the captain had a US geography quiz for the passengers. I won (a bottle of wine), the only person to get all the answers correct.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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ok.... confession time. When I first read this thread, I read it as "Mormons are taking over the world" and I had to think REALLY hard to try to see how that link had ANYTHING to do with Utah or John Smith or ...... then I looked at the title again and it hit me. But hey, at least I'm taking over the world! :D:D:D:D

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That's a bit mean. I am aware of some US citizens being asked to place a pin on Iraq for a TV show, and generally putting the pin onto countries like Australia and Argentina but hey ho. You chose to live there!;)


'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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Hey, thos efrom Europe. Which of the followign is the capital of the State of Washington?

1) Seattle
2) Tacoma
3) Spokane
4) George
5) Carver
6) Olympia
7) Snohomish



It may surprise you to know that when I was in high school in the UK I had to learn the US state capitals (along with the capitals of all the (then) countries of Europe and Africa). A few years back on a commercial flight from Chicago to San Jose, CA, the captain had a US geography quiz for the passengers. I won (a bottle of wine), the only person to get all the answers correct.


I had to learn all those different countries as well as their capitals and all that. Then, the 'Cold War' ended, the Berlin wall was smashed, all those countries I learned changed their names back to their original names and now, it's just a big mess to me.[:/] Leastwise, Texas is still Texas!:D


Chuck

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