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I love the Onion. But is anything in the Onion really serious enough to be in SC?! :S:D:D:D



this week's has a good editorial about why not to vote for Obama, recalling the large comet that destroyed the eastern seaboard the last time America had a black president. A few months later, a white president managed over a crisis where an asteroid the size of Texas did not kill millions.

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> recalling the large comet that destroyed the eastern seaboard the last
> time America had a black president.

True. And a few years back, a black president allowed a nuclear weapon to be smuggled into LA. On the plus side, he was smart enough to enlist Jack Bauer to fly it over an unpopulated area of Nevada, where it was detonated without loss of life (except for a plucky, formerly-assholish-but-now-redeemed-by-suicide agent.)

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