BillyVance 35 #1 February 13, 2008 Not sure if this really happened, but it cracked me up. In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!' The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!' The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?' The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 -states: 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #2 February 13, 2008 QuoteNot sure if this really happened, Seriously?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 February 13, 2008 Are we gonna have a Bible Belt kinda day now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Not sure if this really happened, Seriously? Just because I'm too lazy to check with snopes... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #5 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Not sure if this really happened, Seriously? Just because I'm too lazy to check with snopes... You need to check?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #6 February 13, 2008 Urban legend http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 February 13, 2008 Noshit Sherlock.oh, and by the way, who do atheists talk to during sex? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #8 February 13, 2008 Quote Noshit Sherlock.oh, and by the way, who do atheists talk to during sex? I'd guess they call their partner dirty names. I'm not an atheist and that works for me. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 February 14, 2008 Quote oh, and by the way, who do atheists talk to during sex? It's kinda hard to talk with a . . . Oh, nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 February 14, 2008 Quote Quote oh, and by the way, who do atheists talk to during sex? It's kinda hard to talk with a . . . Oh, nevermind. Ball, or ring? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
