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- Deep tissue massages at the New York Dog Spa and Hotel

- Dog Weddings

- Pearl necklace for doggies

- Valentine Treats for your sweetheart doggie

that's just the tip of the iceberg...


Normal pet affection, or is this teetering on a pathological condition?

Discuss.

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The wedding stuff is bizarre to me, but the other stuff seems fine. If someone wants a $55 "pearl" dog collar, who am I to judge them? What's wrong with buy a dog treats for valentine's, especially if it keeps them (the people) from being depressed about having no person to "celebrate" the holiday with? And I occasionally massage my dog and could imagine paying someone else to under certain circumstances...massages feel good, and sometimes it's fun to spoil a puppy!

How is this a speaker's corner topic?

Blues,
Dave
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How is this a speaker's corner topic?

Blues,
Dave



Because you have to be some sort of socially depraved moron to be that anthropomorphic with your animal. I'll admit to shedding a tear or two after loosing pets I've had for several years, but what kind of twisted dysfunctional existence must a person be leading to put a dog in a wedding dress?:P

Makes me wonder what else they dress them as and what else they do with them?:o

That ought to keep it in SC.;)
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People who "extremely" pamper their dogs forget that they are dogs. These are the dogs that have trouble in the dog parks because they have not been properly socialized.
"The bad Rottweiler attacked my Fifi." No the Rotti was confused because your dumb dog doesn't know its a dog and so doesn't accept the pack pecking order that the rest of the dogs understand.

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How is this a speaker's corner topic?

Blues,
Dave



Because you have to be some sort of socially depraved moron to be that anthropomorphic with your animal. I'll admit to shedding a tear or two after loosing pets I've had for several years, but what kind of twisted dysfunctional existence must a person be leading to put a dog in a wedding dress?:P

Makes me wonder what else they dress them as and what else they do with them?:o

That ought to keep it in SC.;)


:D:ph34r: Thanks, couldn't have said it better myself. I posted it here because I think it's a sociological issue.

Freaking brilliant post. :D

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People who "extremely" pamper their dogs forget that they are dogs. These are the dogs that have trouble in the dog parks because they have not been properly socialized.
"The bad Rottweiler attacked my Fifi." No the Rotti was confused because your dumb dog doesn't know its a dog and so doesn't accept the pack pecking order that the rest of the dogs understand.



How very true. One dog I used to know (owned by an extreme dog person) would bark its head off whenever it would see other dogs. It would also bark its brains out at children, which I thought was rather creepy, not to mention a bad reflection on its owner. :S

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How about this:
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

hahaha.

yeah, i love my dogs. but come ON. extreme dog people have issues. seriously. Same with extreme cat people.

It's one thing to recognize your dogs' personalities and quirks...another thing to cater to their every whim...
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People who "extremely" pamper their dogs forget that they are dogs. These are the dogs that have trouble in the dog parks because they have not been properly socialized...



Thank you. I had a three year relationship end because I would not treat my ex-gf's puppy like a human infant.
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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How about this:
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

hahaha.

yeah, i love my dogs. but come ON. extreme dog people have issues. seriously. Same with extreme cat people.

It's one thing to recognize your dogs' personalities and quirks...another thing to cater to their every whim...



True. I love my cat, but I never forget she's an animal, not a child.
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Same with extreme cat people.



Extreme dog people are *far* more pervasive than extreme cat people, especially in NYC.

I also noticed a certain militance in extreme dog people that I don't see in even the most extreme cat lovers -- the majority of the EDP (extreme dog people ;)) that I've met have an inordinate disdain for cats.

I remember a date with a EDP woman that said she "doesn't trust cat people"...call me a jerk, but I made it a point to go dutch on that meal, something I rarely do. That's because I didn't plan on seeing her again.

Most cat people I know don't have a strong disdain for dogs. They just prefer the company of cats.

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Extreme dog people are nearly as bad as extreme kid people>:(.... actually they're just as bad as each other.



Don't you think it's more understandable that someone is enthusiastic about their child and is treating their kid like a human being (as opposed to treating their dog like a human being)?

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On a more serious note, yeah, I have a problem with people who treat dogs like people. People should be treated like people and dogs should be treated like dogs.

And those people who take their dogs EVERYWHERE? How about forming some HUMAN relationships?


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Normal pet affection, or is this teetering on a pathological condition?



I think that the human brain likes to be obsessive about something, but we're wired to choose different things... Some of us choose drugs and alcohol, some of us choose sex, some choose skydiving or other adrenaline-producing activities, and some choose fancy dogs and dog accessories.

Ok, yeah, it's probably teetering on a pathological condition, but at least it's a fairly harmless one.

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And a song goes through my mind...

"Dog Rastafari - do you know
That you're a fucking dog?
If you can hear me, then throw up
Give me a sign
Throw a stick, bring it back
Roll over and die
You taught me a lesson
THANKS MOM!"



Sounds like a funny song, got a name for it? Google search didn't come up with anything.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

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