Dear Abby Poll

[JustChuteMeNow 0]

If I was a women I would have posted this in the woman's forum but since I can pee standing up I don't feel qualified to post there.
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work. Since our daughter went away to college he seems to have lost all interest. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Good grief, woman, you don’t need him anymore! Find a divorce attorney. You’re a Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
Act like one.

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.

[mnealtx 0]

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[kelpdiver 2]

though almost funny, it's not true that Bill isn't working. He is minting money on the speaking tour, making obscene amounts of money (tens of millions) doing so.

Hillary used to be the breadwinner in the family (up till 1992), but since they left the White House, he is the one now. Perfect marriage if you only viewed the financial stuff, ignored the rest.

[Amazon 7]

You are very very b ad......Had I posted this in Bonfire Phree would have banned me yet again for doing so.

[JustChuteMeNow 0]

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You are very very b ad

I think someone needs a spanking. I hear Amazon can really give a good one.

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.