ExAFO 0 #1 January 7, 2008 What do you think? I think large kittens like Maine Coons and Norwegian Forest Cats should be allowed to possess firearms. That being said, I think Siamese and Manx cats have tempers that are too unstable to be allowed firearms. Sphynx cats on the other hand, cannot conceal a weapon, due to their lack of fur. Egyptian Maus--too close to Al Qaeda for my comfort. British shorthair cats--they are forbidden by law from carrying arms. Even their cops don't have them. Persian cats have armed pit bull bodyguards... Rich bastards...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 January 7, 2008 Quote What do you think? Seems only fair . . . considering how many people are killing kittens. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 January 7, 2008 Quote Quote What do you think? Seems only fair . . . considering how many people are killing kittens. I can just see a kitten holding a 30-06 and saying, "The only way you'll take my gun is prying it from my cold, dead paws..." Fair enough! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #4 January 7, 2008 Why do they need Bear Arms, they already have claw on their paws."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 January 7, 2008 I like this thread.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KelliJ 0 #6 January 7, 2008 Absolutely. But then, would you want to tell this little gal she can't have her rifle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 January 7, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What do you think? Seems only fair . . . considering how many people are killing kittens. I can just see a kitten holding a 30-06 and saying, "The only way you'll take my gun is prying it from my cold, dead paws..." Fair enough! Blues, Dave Here ya go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 January 8, 2008 Kittens are so cute. They can do no wrong, imo.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #9 January 8, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siksvi_xsyo&feature=relatedIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #10 January 8, 2008 Ok, if we're going to do this . . . let's do it. Watch this one first; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974 Now watch the translation; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rapter 0 #11 January 8, 2008 If you read the the Second amendment, it reads , "the right of the people to keep and bear arms", so the answer is no, Katz have no right. Gees next you will want to give illegal aliens rights Only the good die young, so I have found immortality, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rover 11 #12 January 8, 2008 If kittens have the right to bear arms, it'll fuck all the bears up because they won't be able to walk!2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #13 January 8, 2008 QuoteMaine Coons I don't care where they come from you shouldn't call people coons.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #14 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What do you think? Seems only fair . . . considering how many people are killing kittens. I can just see a kitten holding a 30-06 and saying, "The only way you'll take my gun is prying it from my cold, dead paws..." Fair enough! Blues, Dave Had I not been wearing my night vision goggles..."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #15 January 8, 2008 Holy shit, those are hilarious. I think a moderator needs to move this to Bonfire - Just because it's probably never happened. C'mon Bill Von. how about a DZ.com first!?!?"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 January 8, 2008 No way man.. there are pictures of GUNS..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #17 January 8, 2008 (Kittens are so cute. They can do no wrong IMO) You have never met our new kitten, well 5 mo old anyway. My wife found him at her work when he was only 4 weeks old according to the vet. He weighed 1lb. He was about a day from being dead. Now he's almost 6 lbs. Anyway I wanted to name him Lance, short for flatulance. This cat can clear a room. He rips one about every 5 min or so. His favorite trick is to curl up all cute and cuddly like on your pillow or your shoulder and let one rip. So my wife named him Stinky. We talked to the vet about this and he told us it's probably due to him getting into the older cats food and the dog food. It may not be wrong but it's sure not right. We love him all the same tho. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 January 8, 2008 Yep! I like you.Sabre was only two weeks old "according to the vet" and I happened to have the "summer off" (in college) and worked flexible hours b/c my employer was an ultra-cool local skydiver that paid me $12/hour to stuff envelopes whatever-hours/day. He also taught me how to throw a good punch--but that's neither here, nor there. I nursed Sabre with a syringe every two hours. He's my baby. And Cruzer (our dog) did the stinky thing, too. I still call him "Stinks" ALL the time. "Hey, Stinks." Lord! They'll get past that stage, though. Promise! SO worth it! I was being facetious with my first post, but you had to get all Serious Sam on me and I just can't help myself. I'm in love with my fuzzy butts.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #19 January 8, 2008 Yea we love our furry pals. I grew up with cats as my mom was or is still a cat person. We love all our quadrapeds. We have 3 cats and 2 dogs. We have a soft spot for strays. One of our other cats wandered in about a yr ago and adopted us and has turned into a great friend. She always liked attention but only on her terms. Now she has turned into my lap warmer. She is an incerdible love. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #20 January 8, 2008 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 January 9, 2008 Forget the wrong breeds, you've got the wrong species... Paw prints point to dog in shooting death of Baytown teacher Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #22 January 9, 2008 Quote I can just see a kitten holding a 30-06 and saying, "The only way you'll take my gun is prying it from my cold, dead paws..." ....or a .44 mag and sayin', ".....question is, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya'......dog?!" "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #23 January 9, 2008 Quote I'm in love with my fuzzy butts. me TOO!! roflmBo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #24 January 9, 2008 damn.... His "BEST friend" did him in!!! That sucks and is cool all at the same time... much like our sport... die~ing doing what we love! Kinda weird thoughts I suppose but what have ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #25 January 9, 2008 Certainly if they have been declawed. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
