Red State Update

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http://www.travisandjonathan.com/RedStateUpdate

This is one of my Bookmarks.

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

I believe that some, like me, have enough Redneck in them to hold the same core-beliefs as those wonderful, maligned, special people in this country who still honor Home, Family, God and Country.

A special people who, generally, just want the do-gooders in Government to leave us the Hell alone. It's a Southern thing!

You might not understand. But if you do, and even if you live in large cities up North; and in all other parts of this great country, you may be a Redneck...and not know it.

If you think most of the attributes, which I have listed above fit into your way of thinking about things in this Country; then come join us... and welcome!

Merry Christmas to all you "Rednecks'.

You know who you are!

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You might be a redneck.. IF you think that the contents of that list are the only way that you can pretend to be an American.

Then again.. you might be a plagarist.. if you do not post a proper ATTRIBUTION to where you get your words from

And Skydyver and Michelle will be along any minute now to point that out.

Oh thats right.. they agree with your right wing agenda.. so probably not.

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You might be a redneck.. IF you think that the contents of that list are the only way that you can pretend to be an American.

Redneck!? Isn't that like...a foreskin infection or something?

"T'was ever thus."

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no that come from voting for a clinton

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Gee how many posts was that till we got a far rightie wingjob blaming something on Clinton... go figure...

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Gee how many posts was that till we got a far rightie wingjob blaming something on Clinton... go figure...

How many posts before we had someone slamming people who believe in God and the Bible?

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Gee how many posts was that till we got a far rightie wingjob blaming something on Clinton... go figure...

Only one less than you getting needlessly defensive about a Clinton reference.

Provoking a reaction isn't the same thing as saying something meaningful.
-Calvin

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Hmm interesting that YOUR reading comprehension would lead you to believe that.....

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

It never occurred to you, that this country is actually "under" the President and that by saying that phrase, you are declaring him as your God?! Sorry, he ain't mine.

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

Seriously now, we all know you thought there were either 6 or 12....'coz ya' think everything comes packaged like beer.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

Yeah...just try sayin' "Winter Festival", after 4 six-packs and a half-gallon of moonshine.

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

Hey....any op to scope some cleavage, eh?!

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

Even though the song they're playin', happens to be "Proud to be an American"....by that Canadian country singer.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

Tippin' the guy that gives your dog his rabies shots, isn't quite the same thing.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

...and never new that's the proper and honorable way, to dispose of a non-serviceable ensign. (No, that's not what makes the pickup go.)

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

...and because you think that beer equals wisdom, bein' loud makes you right and that stupidity should be advertised.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

....and generally, by ignoring both.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

....but you'd let your kids go without shoes so you can get a new set of mudders and a gunrack for the truck.

I believe that some, like me, have enough Redneck in them to hold the same core-beliefs as those wonderful, maligned, special people in this country who still honor Home, Family, God and Country.

....meaning that Rednecks live in a motorhome, marry within the family, think they're God and listen to country.

A special people who, generally, just want the do-gooders in Government to leave us the Hell alone. It's a Southern thing!

...'coz the laws, taxes and stuff just applies to everyone else.

You might not understand. But if you do, and even if you live in large cities up North; and in all other parts of this great country, you may be a Redneck...and not know it.

Nah. Bein' a Redneck is kinda' like havin' the clap....if ya' got it, you'll know it.

If you think most of the attributes, which I have listed above fit into your way of thinking about things in this Country; then come join us... and welcome!

Merry Christmas to all you "Rednecks'.

You know who you are!

Merry Christmas to everyone....even the Rednecks!

"T'was ever thus."

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You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

yep even if it's the gummint tryin' to keep us safe & listenin' in to our emails & phone calls.
guess I'm a redneck, I reckon.

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Tell me. What difference does it make to you what his beliefs are? He's not jamming them down your throat. He's not forcing you to live the kind of life he leads. You're free to do whatever you like. I think you must feel threatened in some way, and I'm not sure why.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

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Tell me. What difference does it make to you what his beliefs are? He's not jamming them down your throat. He's not forcing you to live the kind of life he leads. You're free to do whatever you like. I think you must feel threatened in some way, and I'm not sure why.

I was just tryin' to lighten things up a bit here, don't be gettin' yer panties all in a bunch. I don't give a crap what anyone believes....I served during 3 conflicts so they can believe what they want. Geeziz! Gettin' a little too heavy into the Frasier reruns, maybe?

"T'was ever thus."