Big titted blonde

[Rover 11]

A few years ago a bloke walked into a bar and saw Rumsfeld and Bush in deep discussion at a table in the corner. Curious, he bought a beer and wandered over.
"What are you two doing here" he asked.
"We're planning World War Three" replied Rumsfeld. "We're going to kill 100 million muslims and a big titted blonde woman".
Confused the man asked "Why would you want to kill a big titted blonde woman"
At that Rumsfeld turned to Bush and said "See, I told you no one would give a fuck about 100 million muslims!!"

2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do.

[MrFreefall383 0]

That's pretty fucking horrible. But I'm laughing hysterically over here. I'm definitely going to hell.

"If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

[shropshire 0]

That is so, so wrong and yet..


so chuffing funny - I'm going to hell

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Zing 2]

The first time i heard that one it was Jack and Bobby Kennedy discussing Cubans. Marilyn Monroe was found dead a few weeks earlier.

Zing Lurks

[airtwardo 7]

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The first time i heard that one it was Jack and Bobby Kennedy discussing Cubans. Marilyn Monroe was found dead a few weeks earlier.

Now THAT'S funny!

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