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If you do not agree with me, you are closed-minded.

Of course, it is possible that you do try to be open minded and listen to the opinions of others. However, if you listen and do not agree with me, you may not be intelligent enough to understand the knowledge that I am blessing you with.
:)

If time permits, I may use my rapier wit to belittle you because sometimes the facts are not in my favor.

Of course, when I am proven incorrect, it is only because someone (since the beginning of recorded history) did it first, and that makes it ok for me to do it. In that way, I avoid all accountability for my actions.

Try not to reply to this thread, I am post here merely to inform you, not to discuss.
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You should be more open-minded about being closed-minded.



You just think that because you don't understand that I am correct. How do you expect to learn anything if you don't accept that premise ?

I am not really close minded. It is just that I have already evaluated all the information that others present to me. People should recognize my position as part of the intelligensia.

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All Hail the All-Wise and All Knowing.
My hat is off to you for showing me, Your minion, the true path to enlightenment.:P

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

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If you do not agree with me, you are closed-minded.

Of course, it is possible that you do try to be open minded and listen to the opinions of others. However, if you listen and do not agree with me, you may not be intelligent enough to understand the knowledge that I am blessing you with.
:)

If time permits, I may use my rapier wit to belittle you because sometimes the facts are not in my favor.

Of course, when I am proven incorrect, it is only because someone (since the beginning of recorded history) did it first, and that makes it ok for me to do it. In that way, I avoid all accountability for my actions.

Try not to reply to this thread, I am post here merely to inform you, not to discuss.
:ph34r:



Bill,

In the nicest possible way, you are full of it:P
...

The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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If you do not agree with me, you are closed-minded.

Of course, it is possible that you do try to be open minded and listen to the opinions of others. However, if you listen and do not agree with me, you may not be intelligent enough to understand the knowledge that I am blessing you with.
:)

If time permits, I may use my rapier wit to belittle you because sometimes the facts are not in my favor.

Of course, when I am proven incorrect, it is only because someone (since the beginning of recorded history) did it first, and that makes it ok for me to do it. In that way, I avoid all accountability for my actions.

Try not to reply to this thread, I am post here merely to inform you, not to discuss.
:ph34r:



Bill,

In the nicest possible way, you are full of it:P


Yes, I am. B|

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All Hail the All-Wise and All Knowing.
My hat is off to you for showing me, Your minion, the true path to enlightenment.:P



That is the first step towards happiness. :)

People who do not acknowledge my insight are merely in denial. :)
When I start my cult, you can be the Arch-Bishop of Vermont.

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Seems to me there may be some underlying truism to the quip that "I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brain falls out."

/Marg

Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters.
Tibetan Buddhist saying

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I am truly humbled!:|

Chuck



Humility is important. I am the most humble person that I know, and it is difficult.

I think that I need a political platform and a flute.

Whenever someone asks a difficult question, I will start playing some an intellectual jazz piece as if the answer is obvious and they start feeling embarrassed for asking.

"...what a dolt. Can you imagine wasting his time like that?"

I plan to cut corruption by only asking for 15%.
Therefore, I shave 10% off the normal price while benefitting everyone evenly. Kind of like a flat tax.

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I am truly humbled!:|

Chuck



Humility is important. I am the most humble person that I know, and it is difficult.

I think that I need a political platform and a flute.

Whenever someone asks a difficult question, I will start playing some an intellectual jazz piece as if the answer is obvious and they start feeling embarrassed for asking.

"...what a dolt. Can you imagine wasting his time like that?"

I plan to cut corruption by only asking for 15%.
Therefore, I shave 10% off the normal price while benefitting everyone evenly. Kind of like a flat tax.


I AM... in awe...


Chuck

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I am truly humbled!:|

Chuck



Humility is important. I am the most humble person that I know, and it is difficult.

I think that I need a political platform and a flute.

Whenever someone asks a difficult question, I will start playing some an intellectual jazz piece as if the answer is obvious and they start feeling embarrassed for asking.

"...what a dolt. Can you imagine wasting his time like that?"

I plan to cut corruption by only asking for 15%.
Therefore, I shave 10% off the normal price while benefitting everyone evenly. Kind of like a flat tax.


I AM... in awe...


Chuck


I'm just a problem solver. It's a gift.
Now that the governmental issues are declining, what's next ?

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I am truly humbled!:|

Chuck



Humility is important. I am the most humble person that I know, and it is difficult.

I think that I need a political platform and a flute.

Whenever someone asks a difficult question, I will start playing some an intellectual jazz piece as if the answer is obvious and they start feeling embarrassed for asking.

"...what a dolt. Can you imagine wasting his time like that?"

I plan to cut corruption by only asking for 15%.
Therefore, I shave 10% off the normal price while benefitting everyone evenly. Kind of like a flat tax.


I AM... in awe...


Chuck


I'm just a problem solver. It's a gift.
Now that the governmental issues are declining, what's next ?


Now, I'm at a loss for words...


Chuck

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Bill's brain is fried. He either got laid last night or, ...he didn't.



I was thinking the last time I read stuff like this was when I was reading "The Art of Freefall Relative Work". Has Bill been channeling Pat Works?:ph34r:
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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