Are cats inherently evil?

[freethefly 6]

For the last few weeks, I have noticed that my laptop was always warm, as if it was just running, when I would lift the top to start it up. I would think how odd that was. Hmmm, maybe there is a problem? Well, early today when I came in, I was shocked to see my cats on the desk working furiously on my computer. Lucky for me I had my camera to get the proof needed. I was even more shocked to see that they were at a terrorist website. I was sorta wondering who was bombing doghouses in the area. How odd I thought. Who would bomb a doghouse.
Apparently the kitten I took in several weeks back is a terrorist and the ploy was that he was an abandon kitten. It seems that their plan was to infiltrate my home for access to my computer.
Should I report them to the humane society or homeland security?

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[masterrig 1]

YES! They are not only 'evil' but arrogant! They do things to make their owners mad and get the dog blamed for it! Those eyes of theirs... the eyes of the devil himself! They try to fool us by curling-up in our laps and purr contentedly. Keeping our attention away from the curtains they shredded, the carpet they tore-up and all the other things they do.


Chuck

[jm951 0]

they have to use the internet to communicate. Once they used secret messages on paper but after a couple of operations blown, they found having to eat the message was ineffective since it usually reappeared in a hairball.

dogs have owners, cats have staff

[masterrig 1]

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they have to use the internet to communicate. Once they used secret messages on paper but after a couple of operations blown, they found having to eat the message was ineffective since it usually reappeared in a hairball.

dogs have owners, cats have staff

...and a battery of attornies!


Chuck