Agenda for First Evening of Democratic National Convention 2008

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Found this on the internet, thought some here might get a laugh out of it as I did.


7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to UN.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 - 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender? French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama bin Ladin kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers: Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals: John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

[freethefly 6]

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8:15 - 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank presiding.

Would this be Georgie Bush's wedding?

http://www.georgebushisgay.com/

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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8:15 - 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank presiding.

Would this be Georgie Bush's wedding?

http://www.georgebushisgay.com/

LOL. Thanks. LOL

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[quade 4]

Let's see how many versions of this we can find on the internet;

Democrat Version
Republican Version Note date! "WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 01, 2006" Holy crap this is old.

Meh, I guess I can stop right there . . .

Do you think that people write these constantly but they only really hit critical email mass at certain times?

On The Media, just this last week, did an interesting piece on email forwards like this. You can listen to it here

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[idrankwhat 0]

If we're going to rehash this stuff, this was always one of my favorites.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbong.htm

[Amazon 7]

Hell he aint a smoker.. his drug of choice was alcohol and cocaine.

[freethefly 6]

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Hell he aint a smoker.. his drug of choice was alcohol and cocaine.

Oh yeah... then explain this.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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If we're going to rehash this stuff, this was always one of my favorites.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbong.htm

Cracking up

Here's a few:

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[freethefly 6]

Bush just gives us too much to be ignored. I hope the next idiot in charge is just as generous.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[idrankwhat 0]

I know this is piling on but....

[mnealtx 0]

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12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

She's safe - there's no holy water around.

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I know this is piling on but....

I feel so oppressed. See G_A_F_Meter.gif

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Bush just gives us too much to be ignored. I hope the next idiot in charge is just as generous.

There's always something to ridicule about any president.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG