warpedskydiver 0 #1 November 10, 2007 Europeans Pay Big For Barnyard Sex It's legal – and it doesn't scare the horses, say customers, animal houses of ill repute "Is it just the latest alternate lifestyle? Denmark's animal bordellos – in which people pay for sex with horses and other beasts – are advertising on the 'Net and drawing customers from as far away as Norway, Germany, Holland and Sweden. As long as no one gets hurt – including the animals – Denmark won't prosecute. Neither Denmark and Norway have any laws banning the practice of bestiality – at least not yet. The proprietors – and presumably customers as well – have convinced themselves and the governments involved that the animals are experienced and welcome the chance for this intimate interaction with another species. Danish animal owner offers his horse to journalist posing as potential client Aftenposten and 24timer are reporting it costs between $85 and $170 for some animal action. Torunn Knævelsrud, the Norwegian food safety authority's section chief for animal welfare, expressed skepticism that animals could welcome sex with people. "It could be that the animals don't really care," Knævelsrud said. "But I think it is in the nature of the case that animals will often be victims of injury, stress or suffering in connection with sexual acts with humans. Either that they are held fast, or frightened, or suffer pain or physical injury." The animal bordellos could soon find themselves forced underground, however. A new Norwegian Animal Protection Act is being considered that includes proposals from the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance and others prohibiting sexual intercourse with animals. "The acts provoke moral disgust," Knævelsrud. "The question is whether immorality should be made illegal. The FSA group discussing the new animal protection act has been in disagreement about this." A farmer who sells animal sex said he is extremely surprised that foreigners are ready to travel so far for it. "But the clients tell us that it is much simpler to buy animal sex in Denmark than in their own country," a horse owner from Nord-Jylland told the newspaper. A new dissertation from the Institute of Criminology at the University of Oslo showed that Norwegian veterinarians know of at least 124 cases of animal sex abuse in Norway. The thesis reports that 22 percent of Norwegian veterinarians suspect or are sure that they have treated animals that have been sexually abused by humans. Peter Sandoe, chairman of the Council on the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said that it is difficult to determine the extent of the problem and how many owners actually lease their animals for sexual purposes. "It's hard to get a handle on animal sex because the problem crosses over borders," he said. "I realize the phenomenon exists and has a certain scope, and that knowledge will be included in the discussions about how we think the law ought to be changed." (WorldNetdaily.com 9/22/06)Quote Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #2 November 10, 2007 Fuck that's funny. Got a link to the article? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #3 November 10, 2007 http://www.goofigure.com/UserGoofigureDetail.asp?gooID=7032&catID=48&forID=&searchfield=&usrID=& Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #4 November 10, 2007 Quote A new Norwegian Animal Protection Act is being considered that includes proposals from the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance and others prohibiting sexual intercourse with animals. You realize if they word it like that, they would technically be prohibiting *all* sex other than masturbation or sex with inanimate objects. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #5 November 10, 2007 Cest la Vie!when they say doggie style, they really mean it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #6 November 10, 2007 Quote when they say doggie style, they really mean it! I'll never be able to look at your avatar the same way."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #7 November 10, 2007 I wonder if they take special orders. For example, if i wanted to fudgepack a Hyrax (Shrewmouse), could they arrange it? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #8 November 10, 2007 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr very grrrrrrrrrrBe nice, that is my daughters head that you see, she is hugging her very protectful GSD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #9 November 10, 2007 Quote I wonder if they take special orders. For example, if i wanted to fudgepack a Hyrax (Shrewmouse), could they arrange it? That certainly takes the term needledick to a new level Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 1969912 0 #10 November 10, 2007 Quote Quote I wonder if they take special orders. For example, if i wanted to fudgepack a Hyrax (Shrewmouse), could they arrange it? That certainly takes the term needledick to a new level Good one! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 334 #11 November 10, 2007 I hear that a fellow packing a sparrow caught chirpies, and it was untweetable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #12 November 10, 2007 well shit. I might as well take up jacking off full time. Before it was bad enough: I had to compete against rich guys with nice cars. Now women are going after horses??OK, well it was only a matter of time before we men were obsolete. They have fork lifts to do the heavy lifting, now they have HORSES to do the heavy, ummm, plumbing. Oh, well, it was good while it lasted. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DSE 5 #13 November 10, 2007 Quote well shit. I might as well take up jacking off full time. . Maybe if you were really good at it, you could start a training camp...y'know...teach those less creative? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #14 November 10, 2007 Quote Quote well shit. I might as well take up jacking off full time. . Maybe if you were really good at it, you could start a training camp...y'know...teach those less creative? Parker Stevenson: "Why do they call him 'Machine Gun'?" Sam Elliot: "Claims he holds the international record for jerking off." Parker Stevenson: "When I was his age, I thought I held it." Sam Elliot: "Well, we all held it. I think he holds it more." -- from "Lifeguard" (1976)"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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1969912 0 #2 November 10, 2007 Fuck that's funny. Got a link to the article? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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ryoder 1,590 #4 November 10, 2007 Quote A new Norwegian Animal Protection Act is being considered that includes proposals from the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance and others prohibiting sexual intercourse with animals. You realize if they word it like that, they would technically be prohibiting *all* sex other than masturbation or sex with inanimate objects. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 November 10, 2007 Cest la Vie!when they say doggie style, they really mean it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 November 10, 2007 Quote when they say doggie style, they really mean it! I'll never be able to look at your avatar the same way."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 November 10, 2007 I wonder if they take special orders. For example, if i wanted to fudgepack a Hyrax (Shrewmouse), could they arrange it? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 November 10, 2007 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr very grrrrrrrrrrBe nice, that is my daughters head that you see, she is hugging her very protectful GSD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 November 10, 2007 Quote I wonder if they take special orders. For example, if i wanted to fudgepack a Hyrax (Shrewmouse), could they arrange it? That certainly takes the term needledick to a new level Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #10 November 10, 2007 Quote Quote I wonder if they take special orders. For example, if i wanted to fudgepack a Hyrax (Shrewmouse), could they arrange it? That certainly takes the term needledick to a new level Good one! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #11 November 10, 2007 I hear that a fellow packing a sparrow caught chirpies, and it was untweetable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 November 10, 2007 well shit. I might as well take up jacking off full time. Before it was bad enough: I had to compete against rich guys with nice cars. Now women are going after horses??OK, well it was only a matter of time before we men were obsolete. They have fork lifts to do the heavy lifting, now they have HORSES to do the heavy, ummm, plumbing. Oh, well, it was good while it lasted. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #13 November 10, 2007 Quote well shit. I might as well take up jacking off full time. . Maybe if you were really good at it, you could start a training camp...y'know...teach those less creative? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 November 10, 2007 Quote Quote well shit. I might as well take up jacking off full time. . Maybe if you were really good at it, you could start a training camp...y'know...teach those less creative? Parker Stevenson: "Why do they call him 'Machine Gun'?" Sam Elliot: "Claims he holds the international record for jerking off." Parker Stevenson: "When I was his age, I thought I held it." Sam Elliot: "Well, we all held it. I think he holds it more." -- from "Lifeguard" (1976)"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
