Greatest insults

[akarunway 1]

Anybody have any good ones?

'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.'
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved
of it.'
-- Mark Twain

'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.'
-- Oscar Wilde

'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend... If you have one.'
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill ...
followed by Churchill's response: "I cannot possibly attend first night,
will attend second, if there is one.'
-- Winston Churchill

'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.'
-- Stephen Bishop

'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?'
-- Mark Twain

'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.'
-- Mae West

'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'
-- Oscar Wilde

Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party,
'Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!' Winston
replied, 'Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!'

Lady Astor looked at Churchill and said, 'Sir, you are drunk!' He
replied, 'And Madam, you are ugly. At least in the morning I'll be
sober.'

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[nanook 1]

My all time favorite:

"I am surprised you were the one to successfully fertilize your momma's egg. It's the only race you won."

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[shropshire 0]

The more Churchill I read the more I admire him.

clicky

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[akarunway 1]

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The more Churchill I read the more I admire him.

clicky

LOL. Some good ones in there. Thanks for the laugh.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[jimmytavino 16]

only one

Lloyd Bensen to Dan Quayle who had intimated during a debate that he was the equivilent of JFK....

" I Knew John Kennedy, I worked with John Kennedy....John Kennedy was a friend of Mine....and YOU sir,,, are NO John Kennedy...!!!

and he said it with such distaste in his mouth....

zzzzinggggggg!!!!



jmy

[diablopilot 2]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[DZJ 0]

Lieutenant X has nothing to say, but many ways of saying it...

[rushmc 23]

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Lieutenant X has nothing to say, but many ways of saying it...

In some cases this could be a compliment

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln