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crozby 0
QuoteW.T.F... So who's stupid enough to need a letter to tell that their kid is fat?
Nanny State, or what?
On the one hand I agree with it - schools are there to educate, and telling parents their kid is eating too much and exercising too little is no different than telling them their kid sucks at chemistry.
On the other hand the schools determine their meal menus based on cheapness, not on quality, so school meals are complete shit in most schools.
Plus many schools no longer have any playing fields for outdoor sports because they've all been sold to property developers to raise a quick buck for the local councils.
So whilst there are many incredibly stupid parents out there who really do need to be educated in their childrens health, the root of the problem is penny pinching over the years by the local governments IMO.
Coreece 190
QuotePerhaps post their picture on http://www.uglypeople.com?
This panel has another solution:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shaming
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...
QuoteI always get a kick out of the false teeth provided by NHS, they really go all out, recreating that wide gap, mutiple rows of teeth, and slight brown hue.
You should see my spectacles as well mate - I look like Austin Powers.
'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
JackC 0
QuoteDepends how it's worded.
Exactly. You have to be careful how you present such deilcate information.
QuoteSo if they get a letter saying that their little darling already weighs more than most members of the England Rugby squad, has the body fat percentage of a pork scratching, is in severe danger of not making it past his mid forties without both a heart bypass and gastric surgery, and will never see his own dick without the aid of several strategically plavced mirrors and they might start to take notice.
That's perfect. They should send that.
QuoteQuoteI always get a kick out of the false teeth provided by NHS, they really go all out, recreating that wide gap, mutiple rows of teeth, and slight brown hue.
You should see my spectacles as well mate - I look like Austin Powers.
YEAH BABY!!!!
QuoteQuoteWhat, like your Mum?
This from a guy whose avatar makes him look like the lovechild of Popeye and the bitter beer face guy...
Earlier it was Vinnie Jones - what made you change your tune?
'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'
ExAFO 0
QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat, like your Mum?
This from a guy whose avatar makes him look like the lovechild of Popeye and the bitter beer face guy...
Earlier it was Vinnie Jones - what made you change your tune?
I didn't want to insult such a great footballer. I mean, he's ugly, but not that ugly...
Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
JohnRich 4
QuoteNanny State, or what?
Related news item:
Make all staff exercise for an hour, says top health adviserSource: This is London
A radical plan to improve the nation's health - including a workplace "exercise hour" - has been unveiled by a leading Government adviser... New figures today show England is the fattest country in the EU...
Get down and give me 20 push-ups, maggots!
Sir! Yes, Sir
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I always get a kick out of the false teeth provided by NHS, they really go all out, recreating that wide gap, mutiple rows of teeth, and slight brown hue.
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