normiss 905 #1 July 23, 2007 So I guess I'm glad they got the 5 polyps out...but what happened to Condi's nose? They leave that in there??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 July 23, 2007 SC in 3... 2... 1... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 July 23, 2007 I figured they would have found his brain. To SC we go.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 905 #4 July 23, 2007 why the hell should a joke about the pres go to SC? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 July 23, 2007 I was really hoping they'd find a copy of the Constitution up there. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 July 23, 2007 Quote I was really hoping they'd find a copy of the Constitution up there. They didn't find that, but they did find ink from it smeared on his buttocks."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #7 July 24, 2007 they found out that for 5 polyps, he is a huge asshole scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 23 #8 July 24, 2007 Quote I figured they would have found his brain. To SC we go. No, but they did remove Pelosi, Reid, Rangle, Schumer and Clinton, and they are all doing fine"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #9 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote I figured they would have found his brain. To SC we go. No, but they did remove Pelosi, Reid, Rangle, Schumer and Clinton, and they are all doing fine I know you wanted to take a shot at a few Dems but that made no sense. Now if you had said that it was the Republican party and the Bush apologists who were up there blindly smooching away and ignoring everything that they used to stand for, then it would have made sense AND been a little funny. Most jokes have a bit of truth to them. Hmm.....but this one had a LOT of truth, so you may not find it that funny. Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #10 July 24, 2007 I suspect the 5 dems have been a pain in Bush's ass. That can be appreciated by both of you partisan types. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 23 #11 July 24, 2007 Quote I suspect the 5 dems have been a pain in Bush's ass. That can be appreciated by both of you partisan types. I assume you are (implying) not partisan??"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #12 July 24, 2007 QuoteI suspect the 5 dems have been a pain in Bush's ass. That can be appreciated by both of you partisan types. Not until recently. But I was thinking that they were in his face, not up his ass. But I see your point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #13 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I figured they would have found his brain. To SC we go. No, but they did remove Pelosi, Reid, Rangle, Schumer and Clinton, and they are all doing fine I know you wanted to take a shot at a few Dems but that made no sense. Now if you had said that it was the Republican party and the Bush apologists who were up there blindly smooching away and ignoring everything that they used to stand for, then it would have made sense AND been a little funny. Most jokes have a bit of truth to them. Hmm.....but this one had a LOT of truth, so you may not find it that funny. Sorry. So... saying something like "too bad those 5 dems are unable to have the same test because their heads are in the way"... that might apply and might be funny? As always, context matters. IMO the crack in the OP set the bar pretty high. Good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 July 24, 2007 Quote So I guess I'm glad they got the 5 polyps out...but what happened to Condi's nose? They leave that in there??? Quote The five polyps were removed for political reasons, and were replaced by five polyps that were more loyal to the Bush regime. The five removed polyps are asking questions about their removal. -- The Daily Show "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #15 July 24, 2007 Quote So... saying something like "too bad those 5 dems are unable to have the same test because their heads are in the way"... that might apply and might be funny? Much better! As always, context matters. IMO the crack in the OP set the bar pretty high. Good one. True, it was much better than what came to mind when I first heard about the procedure. I was thinking that he's been such a pain in the ass to everyone else that it's only fair that he get the "moooooooon river" treatment (using the whole fist there doc?). My second thought was that they'd find puppet master Cheney's arm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 July 24, 2007 Quote I figured they would have found his brain. It was a routine colonoscopy, not electron microscopy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #17 July 24, 2007 Quote Quote I figured they would have found his brain. It was a routine colonoscopy, not electron microscopy. Blues, Dave Did you come up with that all by yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeteNoire 0 #18 June 4, 2013 It's Obama's fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
