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Hey Doc. It hurts when I do this.

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(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.


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Looks like wildcard may need a NEW sig line!!:D:D

"Guns don't kill people, doctors do."




Hmmmm. Now that gives me a few ideas.

I actually haven't killed anyone yet. Came close one night, but the error was caught before any damage was done.

I'm sure I will before it is all over though. We're all human after all.

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