78RATS 0 #1 July 19, 2007 (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are120,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now think about this: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188 Statistics courtesy of the FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 July 19, 2007 this thread is sooo bound for SC... personally I have as few doctors as I can... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 July 19, 2007 Then DON'T DO THAT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 July 19, 2007 Looks like wildcard may need a NEW sig line!!"Guns don't kill people, doctors do." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 July 19, 2007 Quote this thread is sooo bound for SC... personally I have as few doctors as I can... my exact same thought.. 3 ... 2 .... 1 .....“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #6 July 19, 2007 forgot you can't say "gun" in Bonfire. Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 July 19, 2007 Can you say "boobies" in Speakers Corner? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 July 19, 2007 Quote Looks like wildcard may need a NEW sig line!!"Guns don't kill people, doctors do." Hmmmm. Now that gives me a few ideas. I actually haven't killed anyone yet. Came close one night, but the error was caught before any damage was done. I'm sure I will before it is all over though. We're all human after all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #9 July 19, 2007 Do you know what the differance between doctors and God is? God doesn't think he's a doctor. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 July 20, 2007 And yet more lives are saved by doctors than are lost.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites