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These sons of bitches have been tearing me a new hole for the last 24 hours!

Habenero babe. Them Jalapenos are for lightweights. How you think this guys asshole felt the next day? > "On June 25, 2005, the second annual Chile-Eating Championship took place in Oberstenfeld. Stefan Koller from Neumarkt (Bavaria) ate 520 grams of chiles, a mix of fresh hot pods that translates to amazing 198 Thai chiles, 18 Dutch Cayenne pods and about 12 Tropical Red Habaneros." I think he did it in 12 mins.:oOr this guy>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_67MGYSOo2o
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Let's go with the Pequins - I'll get his attention, you grind 'em up and slip 'em into his BBQ sauce. Hey Guys!! Hold my beer; watch this. :D:D

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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*edit to add* A guy I knew made his own salsa from habaneros, scotch bonnet, pequins and some other stuff... I think it took about 2 hours before I could taste anything again!!! :D
Mike
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That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"...

Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! :D:D:D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"...

Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! :D:D:D


I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! :D
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That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"...

Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! :D:D:D


I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! :D


Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! :D:D:D:D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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You're a born and bred Texan IN the BBQ business and this is just now news to you?!?!?
:D:D:D



Too many "safety meetings"....:P;):)

Found a few fresh ones, did ya Pop??? :D:D:D


Did someone say safety meeting? B|:P
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Gentlemen (and skydivers), let me tell you about a happy little substance known as oleoresin capsicum, or OC. This nasty little bit of organic pain is what law enforcement uses in their "pepper-spray" chemical munitions. Think about what those peppers did to your mouth and guts. Now imagine a refined liquid solution containing all the pain you know and love, and it just got sprayed into your eyes nose and mouth.

Yeah, THAT'S a bad day.

ps - but at least it doesn't give you the shits...
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That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"...

Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! :D:D:D


I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! :D


Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! :D:D:D:D

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The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that!:o:D Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.:D


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Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.[Laugh ]



Two words: rubber gloves!!

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You betcha!:D Especially if you have to whiz.:D


Chuck


And here I thought that "It burns when I pee" was indicative of a whole DIFFERENT problem...thanks for the clarification!! :P;)B|:D:)
Mike
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POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.[Laugh ]



Two words: rubber gloves!!

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You betcha!:D Especially if you have to whiz.:D


Chuck


And here I thought that "It burns when I pee" was indicative of a whole DIFFERENT problem...thanks for the clarification!! :P;)B|:D:)

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:D:D:D:D:D I thought, it might be good to know all the possibilities. :D:D


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That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"...

Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! :D:D:D


I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! :D


Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! :D:D:D:D

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The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that!:o:D Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.:DHey. Take a piss right after dicing Habeneros. OUCH:o


Chuck

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I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"...

Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! :D:D:D


I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! :D


Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! :D:D:D:D

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The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that!:o:D Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.:DHey. Take a piss right after dicing Habeneros. OUCH:o


Chuck


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No thanks!:D


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