pop 0 #1 May 29, 2007 These sons of bitches have been tearing me a new hole for the last 24 hours!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCclimber 0 #2 May 29, 2007 Those are W.A.D.s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #3 May 29, 2007 You're a born and bred Texan IN the BBQ business and this is just now news to you?!?!? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 May 29, 2007 Quote You're a born and bred Texan IN the BBQ business and this is just now news to you?!?!? Too many "safety meetings"....Found a few fresh ones, did ya Pop??? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 May 29, 2007 How many did you eat? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #6 May 29, 2007 Psssstt... Mike - ya wanna have some fun with a certain Texan and Habenaros? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #7 May 29, 2007 Quote These sons of bitches have been tearing me a new hole for the last 24 hours! Habenero babe. Them Jalapenos are for lightweights. How you think this guys asshole felt the next day? > "On June 25, 2005, the second annual Chile-Eating Championship took place in Oberstenfeld. Stefan Koller from Neumarkt (Bavaria) ate 520 grams of chiles, a mix of fresh hot pods that translates to amazing 198 Thai chiles, 18 Dutch Cayenne pods and about 12 Tropical Red Habaneros." I think he did it in 12 mins.Or this guy>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_67MGYSOo2oI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 May 29, 2007 Quote Psssstt... Mike - ya wanna have some fun with a certain Texan and Habenaros? Maybe some scotch bonnet or Chile Pequin... Damn...makes me sweat thinking about it!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #9 May 29, 2007 Let's go with the Pequins - I'll get his attention, you grind 'em up and slip 'em into his BBQ sauce. Hey Guys!! Hold my beer; watch this. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 May 29, 2007 *edit to add* A guy I knew made his own salsa from habaneros, scotch bonnet, pequins and some other stuff... I think it took about 2 hours before I could taste anything again!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #11 May 29, 2007 Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 May 29, 2007 Quote That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 May 30, 2007 Quote Quote That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 May 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #15 May 30, 2007 Quote Quote You're a born and bred Texan IN the BBQ business and this is just now news to you?!?!? Too many "safety meetings"....Found a few fresh ones, did ya Pop??? Did someone say safety meeting? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #16 May 30, 2007 Agreed. I eat jalapenos like pickles. If you want to ruin your asshole for a day or two, habanero is the way to go. I eat them with stuff but not by themselves. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #17 June 3, 2007 Gentlemen (and skydivers), let me tell you about a happy little substance known as oleoresin capsicum, or OC. This nasty little bit of organic pain is what law enforcement uses in their "pepper-spray" chemical munitions. Think about what those peppers did to your mouth and guts. Now imagine a refined liquid solution containing all the pain you know and love, and it just got sprayed into your eyes nose and mouth. Yeah, THAT'S a bad day. ps - but at least it doesn't give you the shits...witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 June 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! _____________________________________ The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that! Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 June 4, 2007 QuoteNow, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.[Laugh ] Two words: rubber gloves!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 June 4, 2007 Quote Quote Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.[Laugh ] Two words: rubber gloves!! ______________________________ You betcha! Especially if you have to whiz.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 June 4, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.[Laugh ] Two words: rubber gloves!! ______________________________ You betcha! Especially if you have to whiz.Chuck And here I thought that "It burns when I pee" was indicative of a whole DIFFERENT problem...thanks for the clarification!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 June 4, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.[Laugh ] Two words: rubber gloves!! ______________________________ You betcha! Especially if you have to whiz.Chuck And here I thought that "It burns when I pee" was indicative of a whole DIFFERENT problem...thanks for the clarification!! _______________________________ I thought, it might be good to know all the possibilities. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #23 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! _____________________________________ The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that! Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.Hey. Take a piss right after dicing Habeneros. OUCHChuck I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! _____________________________________ The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that! Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.Hey. Take a piss right after dicing Habeneros. OUCHChuck __________________________________ No thanks!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites