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kallend

Kansas storms - is there a message here?

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The people in the tavern must have been armed.

Had guns been outlawed, no one in the bar would have been carrying and the tornado would have killed them all without them being able to defend themselves, but the tornado, armed with strong winds, saw that their combined power outweighed its combined power, and it moved on to destroy anti-gun people.

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or maybe it was one of those godless liberal tornados.

It was planning to grab a wine cooler at the tavern after it finished removing every aspect of religion (the churches) from Greensburg, Kansas.
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The town in southwestern Kansas was ripped to shreds Friday night by a huge tornado. About the only thing left standing was the town's only tavern. All the churches were destroyed."



This proves God exists, everyone knows tornados don't have a sense of humor.

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