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Skyrad

When fat people sit next to me on flights

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1) I remove my laptop from my bag
2) Power it up
3) Connect to the internet
4) Turn the screen towards the fatty
5) Start mubbling under my breath while looking upwards
6) Click on this link
http://tinyurl.com/e8efm


Hey presto! Whole row to myself;)
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Bring twinkie, wave twinkie, throw twinkie. No more fat person sitting next to you. :P



I can't, I try to throw the twinkie and then I haze out in a fit of rage. Next thing I know, I've eaten the twinkie, my shirt is torn, and I'm hitchhiking to the next town.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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That was you! I only moved because your breath was so bad.... clean you teeth. >:(



Clean my teeth! What do I look French:D
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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