Lindercles 0 #1 February 21, 2007 Jesus told me so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #2 February 21, 2007 QuoteJesus told me so. well, it certainly explains the platypus ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 February 21, 2007 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #4 February 21, 2007 QuoteJesus told me so. I don't agree. If God was a woman, she would have designed men with their dicks on their chins.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #5 February 22, 2007 Quote I don't agree. If God was a woman, she would have designed men with their dicks on their chins. "was a woman" does not imply "had a woman's logic" in case of God (who by definition is Almighty). I doubt that the God ever has any logic at all.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #6 February 22, 2007 I was told by a woman once that there was no way that god could be a woman. If it was true she would've made jizz taste like chocolate milk instead of bleach. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #7 February 23, 2007 That would certainly explain the dramatic changes in weather that can occur within hours, . . . or minutes." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites