Gawain 0 #1 February 7, 2007 The old man and the Marine, may it always be! One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and Said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away. . . The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the Man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #3 February 8, 2007 We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #4 February 9, 2007 Funny.An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #5 February 10, 2007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shermanator 4 #6 February 10, 2007 that was a good laugh. thank youCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
shermanator 4 #6 February 10, 2007 that was a good laugh. thank youCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
