Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner????

[BillyVance 35]

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

--Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
--Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
--Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
--Could we run away?
--What does my wife think?
--What about the kids?
--Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
--What does the law say about this situation?
--Does the Glock have the appropriate safety built into it?
--Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
--Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
--Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
--If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
--Should I call 9-1-1?
--Why is this street so deserted?
--We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
--This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

--BANG!


Southerner's Answer:

--BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading)... BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! (repeat until empty again)

--Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
--Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
--Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[akarunway 1]

LOL. I'd have to say I'm from the south.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[SpeedRacer 1]

NeoCon Republican Answer:

Shoot someone else in the next county. Just in case.

Speed Racer
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[masterrig 1]

I'm with the group that'd wanna take the corpse to the taxidermist!


Chuck