BillyVance 35 #1 February 6, 2007 TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! " Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #2 February 6, 2007 The opposite of 9R would be 27L.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 February 6, 2007 QuoteThe opposite of 9R would be 27L. D'oh... you're right... That is how I got the email... fixed now. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
