sadam jokes?

[Squeak 17]

Whilst I'm totaly against capital punishment (and martyrdom for that matter)
soon after celebrity death the jokes strt to fly (possibly to dehumanise or what ever)

I heard this one about 2 hours after the death of Sadam



Sadam T-shirts for sale,
Going Cheap
They're a little tight around the neck
But they hang Well.





So what jokes have you heard so far?

Are any of them original or just variations of previous death jokes?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[warpedskydiver 0]

Sadam was asked what he was going to be doing for New Years, his reply?

"Chillin"

[Squeak 17]

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Sadam was asked what he was going to be doing for New Years, his reply?

"Chillin"

my answer would be Not sure but I'm done hanging around here.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[lawrocket 3]

Saddam Hussein was on a game show. The host asked him the following question, "A crowd gathers to protest a dictatorial leader. What is the response?"

Saddam replied, "Hmmm. I'm not sure, but I'll take a shot at it."

The game show host stated, "Correct!"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[vortexring 0]

Elton John is releasing a tribute song for Saddam, called: Dangle in the wind.

Terrible, yes.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[godfrog 2]

I just heard that sadam was well hung!

Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward