D22369 0 #1 December 17, 2006 For My Democratic Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." For My Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #2 December 17, 2006 The rupeblicans, once again, abandon their claimed principles -- this time to turn the birthday of their saviour into a manufactured strawman argument against their political opponents. Everyone have a Merry Slogan and a Happy New Squabble! First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #3 December 17, 2006 Happy Holidays, Roy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #4 December 17, 2006 Roy boy! Merry Christmas to you to. We'll have to get together sometime over the holidays---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #5 December 17, 2006 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,150 #6 December 17, 2006 QuoteMerry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all! Following the principle that you should wish for others what they want for themselves, rather than what you them to have: Merry [fill in the blank] to all.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,596 #7 December 17, 2006 QuoteFor My Democratic Friends: . . . By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." Al Gore invented the disclaimer?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kallend 2,150 #6 December 17, 2006 QuoteMerry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all! Following the principle that you should wish for others what they want for themselves, rather than what you them to have: Merry [fill in the blank] to all.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #7 December 17, 2006 QuoteFor My Democratic Friends: . . . By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." Al Gore invented the disclaimer?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
