How The "Left" Stole Christmas

[Gene03 0]

How the "Left" Stole Christmas

Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.


See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.


It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a "Holiday".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!


CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.


As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.


Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!


At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace


The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[unformed 0]

Happy Hanukah to you too......

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[jakee 1,596]

Ok, so its the left wing ultra capitalist mega chain stores that are stealing Christmas?

If you're so fucking pussified that what words a high street shop does or does not use to advertise its products at a certain time of year actually affects your belief system then you are welcome to keep whining, but if you want to man up then shut up!

Jesus fucking H Christ!

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[Gene03 0]

It's just an imaginative variation on a Christmas poem with a little tongue in cheek political commentary thrown in.
I knew I was right to put this in Speakers Corner.

Merry Christmas, Jakee

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[kallend 2,150]

Merry Solstice Season.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[Gene03 0]

Merry Saturnalia to you John.
Let's get together in the city on the 17th and partake of a little wilding?

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[shropshire 0]

Bah Humbug

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Royd 0]

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Merry Solstice Season.

Which one?

[akarunway 1]

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Merry Solstice Season.

Which one?

Depends on where you live me thinks

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[rhys 0]

hypocracy,

christmas was stolen from the Pagans from the Christians in the first palce. If jesus did exist, he wasn't born on the equivilant to december 25th.

sheesh,

Father xmas has nothing to do with christianity, why not whinge about him?

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix