i worship satan and i'm proud of it!

[unformed 0]

Every morning when I wake up, first I go into my fireplace and I take out a jug filled with blood and I pour my morning drink. Then I sit down on the sofa and turn on my computer and masterbate to German goat porn. Just as I'm about to get off I inject myself with some crack, because it makes it all the better. The I kneel in front of my altar and cut my wrists a few times, praying to the Dark Lord for power and money. Then I go get dressed, and as I'm walking to my car, I stop by the nearest church and pee on the steps. Then I go to work.

Yeah! Who's with me?

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[Ms.sofaking 0]

I think you just created the first thread the christians and the athiests can come together on.But it will probably take 5 million more posts to debate.

"I'm not sure how it's going to turn out, except I'll die in the end, she said. So what could really go wrong? -----Brian Andreas

[bazelos 0]

Thing is, if you do go with the Devil and eveything works out for you, cool for you! However, if it turns sour, if something goes wrong, you will be sucking cocks in hell untill the end of time

p.s. can you please let me know how you manage to shoot up dope and still work? I mean, that would be awsome.

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[Calvin19 0]

im not really with you, but im in if it goes against and is in spite of the Xtians.

[sweetmoose 0]

I'm with you, but instead of peeing on the church, hows about we burn it down.

We die only once, but for such a very long time.

I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth.

[shropshire 0]

Doing drugs is so lame

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Royd 0]

At least you have to believe that there is a god, so we have a point of agreement and something to work with.

[jcd11235 0]

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Doing drugs is so lame

"Are you happy?
I am, man, content and fully aware.
Money, status- nothing to me
Cause your life's empty and bare.

What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got?
I don't go broke
And I do it a lot.

You can't understand the user's mind,
But try with your books and degrees.
If you let yourself go and open your mind
I'll bet you'd be doing like me.

And it ain't so bad."




To each their own.

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[vortexring 0]

sorry for being obst ....fuck it , sorry your beinf an utter cock - you worship shit wich makes you a complete and utter dickhead of the highest order for sayin such utter bs and fuck it man im on holiday tomorrow and gone after that as usuaul but you should fuckin listen in and not be such an uter bellend whether im pissed or not and who givws an utter fuck just fuck off u craphat

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[bazelos 0]

I am pretty sure he is just taking the piss...

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[philh 0]

i tihnk in the bible god kills a lot more pople and is a lot nastier than the devil. whilst I believe in neither, if i had to chose Id go with Lucifer everytime.

[unformed 0]

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sorry for being obst ....fuck it , sorry your beinf an utter cock - you worship shit wich makes you a complete and utter dickhead of the highest order for sayin such utter bs and fuck it man im on holiday tomorrow and gone after that as usuaul but you should fuckin listen in and not be such an uter bellend whether im pissed or not and who givws an utter fuck just fuck off u craphat

Can you repeat that in English please?

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[vortexring 0]

Probably best I don't.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'