Spain lets put it in Room 101

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Really what is the point of Spain? It once had an empire and it rampaged through the shity parts of the world that England couldn't be bothered with, spreading the clap and the cold and killing and killing millions of the people that it claimed it had come to save.
Then theres the Spanish Inquistition yet again they romp off killing, burning at the stake anyone that they suspect isn't holy enough killing in the thousands.
Then there is their pityful attempt at fighting wars pretty much loosing everytime they fought they then decided to fight someone that they could win against so they fought themselves and became a Facist state.
Since then all they have managed to do is produce crap holiday destinations (Skydiving DZs excepted) Short men who over compensate with macho issues and women who are beautful but so far up their own arses that they can pick their teeth without opening their mouths. Oh and of course safe havens for Essex criminals.
Even now they have given up fighting wars they still support the wrong sides with countries that do. The Falklands for example, when the glorious task force went down to the South Atlantic and kicked the shit out of the Argies even though they were vastly outnumbered in the sky and on the ground. Thank God for the Moors, its their only saving grace. If it wasn't for Abdul from Morroco banging their great great grandmas they'd be as pasty as the French
So what have the Spanish given us? What is their contribution to the world (Apart from a funny language that we could have done without?) I say lets abolish Spain and call it greater Portugal.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[mr2mk1g 10]

Portugal: the only European country with which Britain has never gone to war.

[Stumpy 284]

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Portugal: the only European country with which Britain has never gone to war.

Yet!

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Really what is the point of Spain? It once had an empire and it rampaged through the shity parts of the world that England couldn't be bothered with, spreading the clap and the cold and killing and killing millions of the people that it claimed it had come to save.
Then theres the Spanish Inquistition yet again they romp off killing, burning at the stake anyone that they suspect isn't holy enough killing in the thousands.
Then there is their pityful attempt at fighting wars pretty much loosing everytime they fought they then decided to fight someone that they could win against so they fought themselves and became a Facist state.
Since then all they have managed to do is produce crap holiday destinations (Skydiving DZs excepted) Short men who over compensate with macho issues and women who are beautful but so far up their own arses that they can pick their teeth without opening their mouths. Oh and of course safe havens for Essex criminals.
Even now they have given up fighting wars they still support the wrong sides with countries that do. The Falklands for example, when the glorious task force went down to the South Atlantic and kicked the shit out of the Argies even though they were vastly outnumbered in the sky and on the ground. Thank God for the Moors, its their only saving grace. If it wasn't for Abdul from Morroco banging their great great grandmas they'd be as pasty as the FrenchLaugh
So what have the Spanish given us? What is their contribution to the world (Apart from a funny language that we could have done without?) I say lets abolish Spain and call it greater Portugal.

Tapas, Lillo, Skydive Spain, Empuriabrava, Ocana, Seville, Barcelona, Mundaka

The rest you can keep!!

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[shropshire 0]

Granada (the Alhambra), El Chorro, Barcelona, Cadiz, Olives, Fino, Cordoba, Bee Eaters, Griffon Vultures, Climate, Sea Food, Gran Reserva Rioja, Pace of life......

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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What is their contribution to the world (Apart from a funny language that we could have done without?) I say lets abolish Spain and call it greater Portugal.

Myself.

[Skyrad 0]

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Tapas, Lillo, Skydive Spain, Empuriabrava, Ocana, Seville, Barcelona, Mundaka

Ah ha, if you look again Stumpy you'll see that I did exclude Spainish DZ's. Mundaka isn't really Spanish but Basque and that leaves Tapas which I never saw the point of anyway, no wonder the men are built like runts (finger food is for women.) Barcelona is Catalan under my plan Basque and Catalan would be seperate countries next to Greater Portugal. As for Seville, you can grow oranges elsewhere.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Skyrad 0]

Good argument, I had to think about it for a while but NO. Sorry you will have to get a passport from Greater Portugal

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Cadiz

God bless the 95th!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[shropshire 0]

You're too Sharpe for me

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Tapas, Lillo, Skydive Spain, Empuriabrava, Ocana, Seville, Barcelona, Mundaka

Ah ha, if you look again Stumpy you'll see that I did exclude Spainish DZ's. Mundaka isn't really Spanish but Basque and that leaves Tapas which I never saw the point of anyway, no wonder the men are built like runts (finger food is for women.) Barcelona is Catalan under my plan Basque and Catalan would be seperate countries next to Greater Portugal. As for Seville, you can grow oranges elsewhere.

Private, Nocilla, Gaudi, Dali, Valencia (Base of the 2007 America's Cup)

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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A far more interesting question: What good has the UK done for the World? Since it didn’t have a chance at winning any wars on the European continent they set sail to slaughter any culture without a real army. This tactic is still used today, with the difference that they can’t even win. Conflicts sparked by the British Empire still live today.

And… when we still bothered about that pathetic little Island the Vikings kicked your little asses.

Brits: Bad looks, bad health, bad attitude, bad taste …

Even your dropzones are shitty – bad weather and silly expensive jumptickets.

How’s that for being rude? Let’s get the flaming started :)

[Gawain 0]

Dude you're funny. I hope we get to meet one day, either side of the pond, don't matter.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[Amazon 7]

I especially love it when one of their "PURE" colonials starts yacking about the "purity test".

There have been so many invasions by soo many peoples over the millenia... that like most of Europe they are mutts as well.


The need to PROVE.. that no moorish...ie...dark....blood crept in there is hilarious... in 8 centuries... and as widespread as the moors were in Spain...."purity".. uh huh riiiiight.

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A far more interesting question: What good has the UK done for the World? Since it didn’t have a chance at winning any wars on the European continent they set sail to slaughter any culture without a real army. This tactic is still used today, with the difference that they can’t even win. Conflicts sparked by the British Empire still live today.

And… when we still bothered about that pathetic little Island the Vikings kicked your little asses.

Brits: Bad looks, bad health, bad attitude, bad taste …

Even your dropzones are shitty – bad weather and silly expensive jumptickets.

How’s that for being rude? Let’s get the flaming started :)

Hey, at least the Brits didn't play kissy with Hitler like Sweden did.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[NCclimber 0]

Yeah. That Neville Chamberlain was an unflinching badass.

[vortexring 0]

Is the Friday clocking off time been avoiding you today?

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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Dude you're funny. I hope we get to meet one day, either side of the pond, don't matter.

When we do the beers on me

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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A far more interesting question: What good has the UK done for the World? Since it didn’t have a chance at winning any wars on the European continent they set sail to slaughter any culture without a real army. This tactic is still used today, with the difference that they can’t even win. Conflicts sparked by the British Empire still live today.

And… when we still bothered about that pathetic little Island the Vikings kicked your little asses.

Brits: Bad looks, bad health, bad attitude, bad taste …

Even your dropzones are shitty – bad weather and silly expensive jumptickets.

How’s that for being rude? Let’s get the flaming started :)

Oooo... Raw nerve sir? Is it Sir? Ooh, suits you Sir! You mean after we beat the Spanish armada destroying it and butchering the survivors foolish enough to land on our shores, then Beat the Frenchys kicked Napoleon from Portugal to Russia liberated the Spanish (Lets face it we the Great British are the only reason the deigos don't speak in froggy) not to mention beating the Dutch, then, and only then did we get bored of beating proper armys and decided to diverse.
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Brits: Bad looks, bad health, bad attitude, bad taste …

I'd wager that your woman wouldn't say no to Danial Craig Or me

I'm proud to be British, yes I am a BRIT, British by Birth and English by the grace of God, Lordy I could have been a national named after a vegtable!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[martin-o 0]

Well the point is that everyone that’s overly proud of there heritage is a prick, and everyone that choose to see only the weaknesses of other people is also pricks.

As a historical side note: The Swedish King Gustav II Adolf, and the generals that came after him, slaughtered Germans at a terrible rate. The population in what is now known as Germany where almost cut in half. There is something with Germany and Adolfs.

[martin-o 0]

And my point just went flying over your head... Isn’t it strange how we could be proud of the most macabre things if enough time has gone by? War is, with few, exceptions always wrong.

And btw … I prefer beautiful women, which we have plenty of.

[Steel 0]

I appreciate this kind of trolling, as it appears to be geared towards getting me back to posting here. I will admit, I have been lurking and felt tempted to reply when I read something outrageous. But usually I just wait and somebody else replies as necessary. None the less even after the clarification the person posting the none sense will pretend to have misunderstood and lamely attempt to spin the issue. His fans will quickly post showing their support, however it is hard to believe that they are that feeble-minded. As for the others who didn't buy it, don't worry Bill Von we still believe you have a good heart under all that spin. The same can be said for some of the other spin-miesters but some are not more than a user id on DZ.com. In any case who really cares? I don't.

If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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Barcelona is Catalan under my plan Basque and Catalan would be seperate countries next to Greater Portugal. As for Seville, you can grow oranges elsewhere.

You just saved your arse from a swift kick


Spain can go to hell in a basket, but dont touch Catalunya

Gone fishing

[orribolollie 0]

Since then all they have managed to do is produce crap holiday destinations

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The reason why these holiday destinations are crap is because they are full of bigotted patriotic English twats....you may know a few of them.

Lets put the sunburnt beer swilling ignorant english chavvy moron in room 101.

[airtwardo 7]

Hummmm...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[juanesky 0]

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I appreciate this kind of trolling, as it appears to be geared towards getting me back to posting here. I will admit, I have been lurking and felt tempted to reply when I read something outrageous. But usually I just wait and somebody else replies as necessary. None the less even after the clarification the person posting the none sense will pretend to have misunderstood and lamely attempt to spin the issue. His fans will quickly post showing their support, however it is hard to believe that they are that feeble-minded. As for the others who didn't buy it, don't worry Bill Von we still believe you have a good heart under all that spin. The same can be said for some of the other spin-miesters but some are not more than a user id on DZ.com. In any case who really cares? I don't.

GB home of their #1 export: bigotry....

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon