livetofall 0 #1 November 22, 2006 found this on craigslist... my union buddys laughed their ass off too. Here is the secret LIBERAL/DEMOCRAT agenda as discovered by right wing hackers and Diebold voting machine programers - 1. Mandatory homosexuality 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups 9. All taxes to be tripled 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated 11. On-demand welfare 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery 18. God to be mocked roundly 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy 22. Texas returned to Mexico 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 November 22, 2006 Gee I would think you got that list from the Oregon Citizens Alliance.. you know Lon Mabons boys ..... who see a fairy behind every man in Oregon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livetofall 0 #3 November 22, 2006 your too easy, oh and the funny part is my union brothers that had the laugh are up in your Tacoma parts Did you notice this part?right wing hackers and Diebold voting machine programers Its funny for both parties, as said, unless you take everything seriously Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #4 November 22, 2006 Quotefound this on craigslist... my union buddys laughed their ass off too. Karl Rove posts to Craigslist?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 November 23, 2006 You just WANT that to be true.. because it seems that is what all the fearmongering ultra right wingies think .. reality is not something they care to deal with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeakMindedFool 0 #6 November 23, 2006 Quote 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State Hey...this might be a good idea! We can tell the Iraqis to get there shit together or well put our puppet back in power!Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute for lost faith in ourselves. -Eric Hoffer - Check out these Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #7 November 23, 2006 I think Saddam Hussein for head of the Dept. of Homeland Security or Dept. of Defense would be a good choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #8 November 23, 2006 The last half of 13, and number 22 seem like decent ideas. Number 6 might save lives, or at least cost fewer lives than the present course of action.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites