ExAFO 0 #1 November 16, 2006 7:00 P.M. Opening rant about late-night liberal media news reports hosted by Pat Buchanan 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to NRA and opening speech Charlton Heston 7:30 P.M. Proposal for a Fundraiser Jack Abramoff (via teleconference from Club Fed) 7:35 P.M. Church and State Unification prayer and worship hosted by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Matthew Hale, and Pat Buchanan 8:00 P.M. Proposal for a Fundraiser Jack Abramoff (via telecon from Club Fed showers--NC-17) 8:05 P.M. Ask-a-page to breakfast program Mark Foley 8:15 P.M. Evangelical Crystal Meth Toast Ted Haggard 8:30 P.M. Women in Politics Tea and Book Club with Phyllis Schlafly and a reading of "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney 8:35 P.M. Find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction rally Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "Gerrymandering, The Good Ol' Days" Tom DeLay 9:15 P.M. Proposal for a Fundraiser Jack Abramoff (via telecon from Club Fed infirmary) 9:20 P.M. Dept. of State collection to send a Saudi Prince to college fund Condoleeza Rice 9:30 P.M. "How to not to appear like a crazy former Senator" Zell Miller 9:40 P.M. "Why I love the military lobbyists" Randy "Duke" Cunningham, inmate no. 8765432 9:45 P.M. Republican Outplacement Forum hosted by Rick Santorum, Jim Talent, Mike Dewine, Lincoln Chafee, and Conrad Burns 9:50 P.M. Presentation of Truth in Drug-Free Broadcasting Award to Rush Limbaugh Anne Coulter 9:55 P.M. "Plausible Deniability - The Art of the Cover-up" Scooter Libby 10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld were Right about Iraq" George Allen 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Jeb Bush for President; "It's his turn!" Barbara Bush 11:00 P.M. "How to Always Carry a Big Stick! - The Power of the Pharmaceutical Industry Lobbyist" Bob Dole; sponsored by Pfizer 11:05 P.M. "Eliminating the Dept. of Education and National Spelling Bee" Dan "Potatoe" Quayle 11:15 P.M. Proposal to change presidential eligibility rules Arnold Schwarzenegger 11:30 P.M. Coronation of Arnold Schwarzenegger as write-in candidate Karl Rove 12:00 A.M. "How to Succeed in Government Without Really Trying" Michael Brown; sponsored by FEMA and the Arabian Horse Federation 12:05 A.M. Jack Abramoff tosses the ceremonial saladIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 November 16, 2006 now someone needs to post the DNC version. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #3 November 16, 2006 Quotenow someone needs to post the DNC version. Just Released! Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention 7 P.M. - Opening - Flag Burning 7:15 P.M. - Pledge of Allegiance to United Nations 7:30 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30-8 P.M. - Non-Religious prayer and worship, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton 8 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:05 P.M. - Ceremonial Tree Hugging 8:15-8:30 P.M. - Gay Wedding, Presided by Barney Frank 8:30 P.M.- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:35 P.M.- Free Saddam Rally - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon 9 P.M.- Keynote speech; "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender," by French President, Jacques Chirac 9:15 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:20 P.M. - Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden's Kidney Transplant Fund 9:30 P.M. - Unveiling of "Plan to Free Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay," Sean Penn 9:40 P.M. - "Why I Hate the Military," a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 P.M. - Dan Rather awarded the "Truth in Broadcasting Award," presented by Michael Moore 9:55 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10 P.M. - "How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center" by Howard Dean 10:30 P.M.- Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton, by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 P.M. - Al Gore reinvents the Internet 11:15 P.M.- "Our Troops are War criminals" by John Kerry 11:30 P.M.- Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton 12 A.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:05 A.M. - Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary homeIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites