Butters 0 #1 November 9, 2006 So if Jesus did come back what would it be and why? I think it would be bad because it would be the end of your life, my life, everyone and everything elses life, the seperation of family, friends, etc... and a whole lot of other negative things."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #2 November 9, 2006 He'd be locked up as a nutter. Maybe he did come back but hes in some padded cell somewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #3 November 9, 2006 Good. Jesus is way Cool. By King Missile QuoteJesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 November 9, 2006 QuoteSo if Jesus did come back what would it be and why. A f**king miracle seeing as he never existed Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #5 November 9, 2006 Good As sung before: One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #6 November 9, 2006 QuoteHe'd be locked up as a nutter. Maybe he did come back but hes in some padded cell somewhere.Yeah. GitmoI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 November 9, 2006 QuoteSo if Jesus did come back what would it be and why? Is he a democrat or a republican? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnski 0 #8 November 9, 2006 You missed out on "fucking bullshit" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 November 9, 2006 Well, with a name like Jesus, they probably wouldn't let him through the border without any papers. So I don't think we really need to worry about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #10 November 9, 2006 It's bad due to the fact there are millions of people waiting of it to happen. It's never going to happen.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #11 November 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo if Jesus did come back what would it be and why? Is he a democrat or a republican? He rode into town on a donkeyWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #12 November 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo if Jesus did come back what would it be and why? Is he a democrat or a republican? "...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #13 November 10, 2006 QuoteWell, with a name like Jesus, they probably wouldn't let him through the border without any papers. So I don't think we really need to worry about it. He'd just sneak in and buy some papers off the streetI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #14 November 10, 2006 For some reason, that reminded me of part of a brochure I recently read (UU Views of Jesus): QuoteFor most Christians, Jesus remains a mythic figure, a touchstone for spiritual focus or feeling. But the best of today's scholarship—which I identify with the work of the Jesus Seminar—reveals a man who is believable but problematic: - His personal lifestyle fits with that of itinerant cynic sages from about 400 BCE to 600 CE: He had no job, no home, and no family, and he begged for his food. He wanted people to reject the world's values and realize what he called “the kingdom/sovereignty of God.” - He was best known as what we would today call a faith healer. - His “Golden Rule”—turn the other cheek, repay injustice with forgiveness—was youthful idealism, not seasoned wisdom (ask anyone who works with battered women). Most today find it easier to defend Confucius' earlier advice: Reward goodness with kindness, but repay evil with justice. - His ideal world (the “kingdom/sovereignty of God”) was potentially here, within and among us. This would be a world in which we treat one another as brothers and sisters, children of God—period. End of sermon. End of religion. The mythic Jesus remains appealing partly because the real one is, in spite of his flaws, both disturbing and challenging. Rev. Davidson Loehr First Unitarian Universalist Church of Austin Austin, TX (Disclaimer: I don't necessarily agree with this... just thought it was an interesting perspective.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #15 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, with a name like Jesus, they probably wouldn't let him through the border without any papers. So I don't think we really need to worry about it. He'd just sneak in and buy some papers off the street He would probaly just walk across the Rio Grande"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #16 November 10, 2006 "Muddy Jesus" By Ian Moore.... Jesus lived in a ramshackle shack with a fat New Orleans junkie A charismatic cholo so Some say he was born plain lucky He’d cruise the streets of Juarez In his low cut Eldorado He had oil slick hands divine command A brash and bold bravado Mother Mary said your time has come The rivers wide but can be fought and won For the love of God and every man Jesus cross the Rio Grande Jesus fell in step with a group of high powered Federalese Who set him down and formed their plan through a haze of cold Tecates Judas said now Jeez I know you’re prone to walk on water But if you swim downstream there’s a better chance that you’ll make it across the border Mother Mary said your time has come The rivers wide but can be fought and won For the love of God and every man Jesus cross the Rio Grande Jesus made his run on a hot and humid Friday night But his vision was blinded by the bright El Paso lights A bullet struck him down before he reached freedoms land The faithful they’re still waiting for the coming of their man"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
