livendive 8 #26 November 9, 2006 QuoteSay, did you know this last election was most pathetic gain in the number of seats in the 6th year of a 2 term President for the opposing party in US history? That's one serious gloat you've got there! Edit: So, uh, how did the Republicans do in the '98 elections (6th year of Clinton's presidency)? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #27 November 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteSay, did you know this last election was most pathetic gain in the number of seats in the 6th year of a 2 term President for the opposing party in US history? That's one serious gloat you've got there! Edit: So, uh, how did the Republicans do in the '98 elections (6th year of Clinton's presidency)? Blues, Dave I gotta admit you are right. However 1998 was the first time in 64 years that the Presidents party gained seats. Largely due to fatigue over Impeachment by the voters. Still it doesn't change the facts that by historical comparisons, the Dem gains were pathetic. If you look at the actual candidates who won in this election, most were conservative Democrats, which is good. It shows that once again the voters have rejected extremism in both parties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #28 November 9, 2006 I gloat about being a JACKASS. Nobody here is a better JACKASS than me. NOBODY! I am the pure essence of JACKASS. I am gloating. Yes I am. I think I'll go, and eat some spam. Spamwiches for all my friends, with a rhyme, my post doth end. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #29 November 9, 2006 Bzzzzt - right answer!! They definitely were priming the "Bush cheated" pump if they hadn't won... From SFGate QuotePelosi cautioned that the number of Democratic House victories could be higher or lower and said her greatest concern is over the integrity of the count -- from the reliability of electronic voting machines to her worries that Republicans will try to manipulate the outcome. "That is the only variable in this," Pelosi said. "Will we have an honest count?'' ACORN strikes again? Quote News > Metro East > Story More bogus election forms found By Jo Mannies POST-DISPATCH POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT 10/25/2006 Hundreds of bogus address changes have surfaced at the St. Louis County Election Board, which is warning voters to make sure they get a polling-place notification card in the mail next week. If the card doesn't show up, a voter's address may have been fraudulently changed without their knowledge, said Joseph Goeke, the county's Republican elections director. Voters who don't get a card can call the election board or bring valid identification and proof of residence to the polls on Nov. 7, Goeke said. "If you're at the correct polling place for your (correct) address, then you can vote," Goeke said. Board employees don't know exactly how many fraudulent address changes were submitted but estimate the number in the hundreds. And they fear they may not have caught all of them. The address changes, with a voter's bogus signature, are among questionable or fraudulent voter registration cards turned in within the past couple of months. The bogus registrations included at least one dead person and dozens of duplicates with false signatures and bogus or missing personal information, Goeke said. County officials say most of the suspicious registrations and address changes were submitted by the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, which has mobilized huge voter registration drives across the nation and hired workers at $8 an hour to register new voters in Missouri. ACORN already is under scrutiny for thousands of suspicious voter registrations submitted in the cities of St. Louis and Kansas City. It has been accused of turning in bogus registrations in other states. The group's leaders don't set quotas for the workers, but some may have turned in made-up registrations or random address changes to make it appear they were working, said ACORN's national spokesman, Kevin Whelan. New registrations and address changes are recorded and turned in on the same cards. "Any workers who turned in fraudulent cards should be prosecuted," Whelan said. In the city of St. Louis, the U.S. attorney's office has subpoenaed thousands of questionable voter registration cards, said city Republican elections director Scott Leiendecker. At last count, the city Election Board has compiled 4,000 questionable voter registration cards — including three from dead people and one from a 16-year-old — that it is blaming on ACORN workers. Whelan said his group is cooperating with investigators and election officials. But he added that ACORN is worried some of the "questionable registrations" flagged by election officials may actually be legitimate. Statewide, ACORN submitted 90,000 new voter registrations in recent weeks, Whelan said. The group's registration drive is tied to its support for Proposition B, a ballot proposal to increase Missouri's minimum wage to $6.50 an hour, from $5.15 an hour. Earlier this year, ACORN helped collect signatures to get Proposition B and Amendment 3, the proposal to increase Missouri's tobacco taxes, on the November ballot. In St. Louis County, the board has hired eight temporary workers to handle routine duties. That way, the staff can tackle the hundreds of voter-registration applications that remain to be processed and send out polling-place notification cards by Tuesday. St. Louis County has more than 650,000 registered voters, making it the state's largest voting entity. Goeke stressed that he didn't want to alarm voters. "The board doesn't want 650,000 phone calls," he said. He added that election workers on Nov. 7 should be able to handle, at polling places, any address-change or voter-registration snafus connected to the bogus cards. And again... QuoteACORN Workers Indicted For Alleged Voter Fraud POSTED: 5:02 pm CST November 1, 2006 UPDATED: 10:25 pm CST November 1, 2006 Email This Story | Print This Story KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Four people have been indicted on charges of voter fraud in Kansas City, officials said Wednesday. Investigators said questionable registration forms for new voters were collected by the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, a group that works to improve minority and low-income communities. The four indicted -- Kwaim A. Stenson, Dale D. Franklin, Stephanie L. Davis and Brian Gardner -- were employed by ACORN as registration recruiters. They were each charged with two counts. Federal indictments allege the four turned in false voter registration applications. Prosecutors said the indictments are part of a national investigation. ACORN and Project Vote recruit and assign workers to low-income and minority neighborhoods to register people to vote. The Kansas City Election Board told KMBC they found suspicious forms, such as seven applications from one person and an application for a dead man. "There is some motive behind it -- this is not accidental," said Ray James with the Kansas City Election Board. Election officials said some of the application cards had false addresses, signatures and phone numbers. ACORN officials in Kansas City said they turned in the four people who were indicted. "We're very happy that they were indicted," said Claudie Harris with ACORN. Harris said ACORN workers are paid by the hour and not by the number of voter registration cards they turn in. "When you fraudulently defraud this, that gives us a bad name and what we're trying to do a bad name," Harris said. ACORN officials said the four indicted have been fired. Harris said ACORN workers check every voter registration card before sending it to the Election Board. Last month, ACORN claimed to have processed more than 35,000 voter registration applications in Kansas City since the summer.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #30 November 9, 2006 You're having one of them "Happy Days" I see. Spamwiches laced with Tequilla? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #31 November 9, 2006 My brother is enroute to pick me up. He has today and tomorrow off and we're going to the GT-UNC game on Saturday. I suspect Chapel Hill has absolutely no idea what it's in for. Sunday Monday Happy Days, Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days Thursday Friday JACKASS Days! Saturday - Tequila Day...groovin' all week whoohoooo! I haven't had Spam in a long time...not sure how my body would handle it now...I wonder if you soaked the spam in cheap and worthless tequila if it would actually taste better? Deep thoughts... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 November 9, 2006 I'm gloating about the fact that I have a basement well-stocked with homebrewed beer. What I have right now: India Pale Ale Dunkelweizen California Steam Beer Smoked Porter. I've got two beers in the fermenters right now: More California Steam Beer A Christmas Ale (basically a spiced brown ale) BTW, the Smoked Porter won FIRST PRIZE IN ITS CLASS at the Great Frederick County Fair. gloat gloat gloat! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #33 November 9, 2006 Neener... neener.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're SUCH a brat You should be trying to help out!! I'm offering to let Rumsfeld to crash on my couch till he finds another job. Nanny-nanny-booooo-booooo~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #34 November 9, 2006 QuoteNeener... neener.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're SUCH a brat You should be trying to help out!! I'm offering to let Rumsfeld to crash on my couch till he finds another job. Nanny-nanny-booooo-booooo~~AprilFrom Bush and Pelosis lunch together>"When you win, you have a responsibility to do the best you can for the country," Bush said, with Vice President Dick Cheney sitting glumly on a couch to his left. "We won't agree on every issue, but we do agree that we love America." ---------------------------------------------Got room on that couch for Cheney too? I think he's depressed and needs a napI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #35 November 9, 2006 QuoteBush and Pelosis lunch together Thought bubble above each of their heads: "Eat shit and die, you fucker." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #36 November 9, 2006 QuoteThis thread is becoming a real goat-fuck, ever see a goat fuck? No, but I once watch two rhinos mate at Metro Zoo ....AMAZING!!! Think two gargabe trucks trying to slam eachother to death.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #37 November 10, 2006 Cheney can't stay here.. too close to Thanksgiving. He may get itchy for shooting at wild turkey from the windows of my apartment~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #38 November 10, 2006 QuoteCheney can't stay here.. too close to Thanksgiving. He may get itchy for shooting at wild turkey from the windows of my apartment~~AprilWild Turkey shooters whilst shooting wild turkeys. Him and Bushy boy need to do some hunting together On second thought na. We'd be stuck w/ Tricky Dick II for 2 yrsI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #39 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOfficial Gloat Thread, my mistake, I misread it to say Official Goat Thread. I was thinking, WTF is this crap about Goats! Is this guy talking about Pontiac's GTO! Well now, that got my goat and I was all prepared to rail you back into the stone age on why GTO's are nothing but salvaged waste from a Chevrolet waste bin. Sorry for the mistake. Oh and if you do drive a GTO, fuck you and your goat Hey my first car was a 1967 GTO convertable with a 428 and dual quads. Yeah it guzzled gas but it was a fun ride Only diff from a real goat is that it has gas instead....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #40 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOfficial Gloat Thread, my mistake, I misread it to say Official Goat Thread. I was thinking, WTF is this crap about Goats! Is this guy talking about Pontiac's GTO! Well now, that got my goat and I was all prepared to rail you back into the stone age on why GTO's are nothing but salvaged waste from a Chevrolet waste bin. Sorry for the mistake. Oh and if you do drive a GTO, fuck you and your goat Hey, I don;t care about you slamming goats, but leave GM out of this Now that Santorum is out, men who wish to marry their goats will be permitted. You know Sanitorium is a goat fucker, he just hides it behind his rhetoric.... thou ptotests too loudly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #41 November 10, 2006 Goats? Here's a picture of airplanes mating: www.freenewmexican.com/news/51744.html... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #42 November 10, 2006 QuoteACORN Workers Indicted For Alleged Voter Fraud "When you fraudulently defraud this, that gives us a bad name ...... But when you legally defraud this, we look good?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #43 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteACORN Workers Indicted For Alleged Voter Fraud "When you fraudulently defraud this, that gives us a bad name ...... But when you legally defraud this, we look good?? Maybe so...lol... I can barely speak for my OWN writing skills, much less some reporter's.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #44 November 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteACORN Workers Indicted For Alleged Voter Fraud "When you fraudulently defraud this, that gives us a bad name ...... But when you legally defraud this, we look good?? Maybe so...lol... I can barely speak for my OWN writing skills, much less some reporter's.... Perhaps the reporter and GWB's speech writer went to the same class? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #45 November 10, 2006 Quote Goats? Here's a picture of airplanes mating: www.freenewmexican.com/news/51744.html Checking out the spare parts action John? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #46 November 10, 2006 Friday morning and I'm still gloating. Of course today's also my birthday, so I'm just brimming with gloatmentude (might as well take the opportunity to coin a new word as well). Gloat out. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #47 November 10, 2006 Hey.. you..... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2523969#2523969 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #48 November 10, 2006 Quote, my mistake, I misread it to say Official Goat Thread. I was thinking, WTF is this crap about Goats! Is this guy talking about Pontiac's GTO! Well now, that got my goat and I was all prepared to rail you back into the stone age on why GTO's are nothing but salvaged waste from a Chevrolet waste bin. Sorry for the mistake. Oh and if you do drive a GTO, fuck you and your goat Hey Hey Hey that’s a personal attack. Leave GTOs out of it. Oh there there baby he has no clue what he is talking about (talking to my baby)I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
