ExAFO 0 #1 November 6, 2006 ...The Official Monster Raving Loony Party! Yeah! Uh...wait...they're in the UK, and I'm an American... Nevermind.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #2 November 6, 2006 we have a "Stop Raising Taxes" party candidate for governor on the ballot ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmw515 0 #3 November 7, 2006 i'm voting for the aflac duck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #4 November 7, 2006 Bill the Cat Ack! Pffft! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #5 November 7, 2006 Quotewe have a "Stop Raising Taxes" party candidate for governor on the ballot Yea, so do we. But he's a "stop raising taxes but let's triple the spending" candidate running for CONservative Senator here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #6 November 7, 2006 QuoteQuotewe have a "Stop Raising Taxes" party candidate for governor on the ballot Yea, so do we. But he's a "stop raising taxes but let's triple the spending" candidate running for CONservative Senator here. Sounds like "The Monster Raving Looney Party" has jumped the pond.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #7 November 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotewe have a "Stop Raising Taxes" party candidate for governor on the ballot Yea, so do we. But he's a "stop raising taxes but let's triple the spending" candidate running for CONservative Senator here. Sounds like "The Monster Raving Looney Party" has jumped the pond. We should be so lucky Sadly, these are the choices we're given..... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=786 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #8 November 7, 2006 Some of the best policies ever: "Refusing to sign up to the euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to join the pound. Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun". Traffic cops "too stupid" for normal police work to be retrained as vicars. Withdrawal of MPs' £118,000 expenses allowance, and the money "in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead." Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school. All motorways to become massive cycle tracks instead All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam. The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change". " Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites