akarunway 1 #1 November 3, 2006 GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide with borders now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages . only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and 70, a man is like the USA. Ruled by a dick I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #2 November 3, 2006 but I was starting to bristle when I got to the 40ish range....lol. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
