akarunway 1 #1 November 1, 2006 Went looking for a computer guy today w/. elderly uncle. We drove around in circles for and hour looking and I was forced to listen to Bill O Rielly the whole time. If that ain't torture I don't know what is. Give me waterboarding anydayI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #2 November 1, 2006 How about some liberal talk radio ... oh, that's right. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 November 1, 2006 QuoteI was tortured today Lucky you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #4 November 1, 2006 QuoteLucky you. LMAO, that's funny. (though torturor is better than torturee ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 November 1, 2006 Quote(though torturor is better than torturee ) Different strokes... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #6 November 1, 2006 QuoteDifferent strokes... It would be no fun without torturees Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #7 November 1, 2006 Complain to the UN citing the Genva Convention... Oh that's right, you can't.. you guys have already torn that up. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #8 November 1, 2006 Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #9 November 1, 2006 QuoteOh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. much better than the rectal ones ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #10 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. much better than the rectal ones Depends whose digit.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #11 November 1, 2006 >Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #12 November 1, 2006 Quote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #13 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt I didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #14 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt I didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. Did you have it with a smile?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #15 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt I didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. Did you have it with a smile? But the prof is old enough to get the whole (Go Lightly sports drink + camera) treatment. Thankfully, I'm still a good 10 years from that according to my doctor. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #16 November 1, 2006 QuoteI didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. is it ok that the rest of us find the one you had on Monday to be really truly funny? if it's not ok, I'll be appropriately outraged instead edit: Good for you for subjecting to this for the sake of your health. You'd be surprised how many men over 40 won't get yearly physicals...... (well, you might not be surprised about it, but it's still a pretty big group) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #17 November 1, 2006 You can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites akarunway 1 #18 November 1, 2006 Quote Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam.LOL. Not yet. Putting that off as long as possibleI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #19 November 1, 2006 QuoteYou can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age. Mine's 2.4... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #20 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. is it ok that the rest of us find the one you had on Monday to be really truly funny? if it's not ok, I'll be appropriately outraged instead edit: Good for you for subjecting to this for the sake of your health. You'd be surprised how many men over 40 won't get yearly physicals...... (well, you might not be surprised about it, but it's still a pretty big group) Just you wait, sonny! You'll get yours.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites akarunway 1 #21 November 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age. Mine's 2.4Your GPA?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #22 November 2, 2006 Just curious, but you think is funny the prospect of having prostate cancer?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #23 November 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age. Mine's 2.4Your GPA? British universities don't use the GPA system I got a "double first" from Cambridge A "Double First" can refer to First-Class Honours in two separate subjects, e.g. Classics and Mathematics, or alternatively to First-Class Honours in the same subject in subsequent examinations, e.g. subsequent Parts of the Tripos at the University of Cambridge. At Cambridge, it is even possible to obtain a Double-Starred First (noted recipients being Quentin Skinner, Alain de Botton, Lee Kuan Yew and Orlando Figes), or, in extremely rare cases such as Maurice Zinkin [1], Neal Ascherson, Abba Eban, and Rachel Orr[citation needed], a Triple-Starred First. That, and $3, gets me a cup of coffee at Starbucks but is no protection from cancer.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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shropshire 0 #7 November 1, 2006 Complain to the UN citing the Genva Convention... Oh that's right, you can't.. you guys have already torn that up. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #8 November 1, 2006 Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #9 November 1, 2006 QuoteOh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. much better than the rectal ones ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #10 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. much better than the rectal ones Depends whose digit.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 November 1, 2006 >Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #12 November 1, 2006 Quote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #13 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt I didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #14 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt I didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. Did you have it with a smile?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #15 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote>Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam. Analog ones are much less painful. Those 1's are awful pointy. see, that's just a lot funnier than my attempt I didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. Did you have it with a smile? But the prof is old enough to get the whole (Go Lightly sports drink + camera) treatment. Thankfully, I'm still a good 10 years from that according to my doctor. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #16 November 1, 2006 QuoteI didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. is it ok that the rest of us find the one you had on Monday to be really truly funny? if it's not ok, I'll be appropriately outraged instead edit: Good for you for subjecting to this for the sake of your health. You'd be surprised how many men over 40 won't get yearly physicals...... (well, you might not be surprised about it, but it's still a pretty big group) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #17 November 1, 2006 You can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #18 November 1, 2006 Quote Oh, I thought maybe you had a digital prostate exam.LOL. Not yet. Putting that off as long as possibleI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #19 November 1, 2006 QuoteYou can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age. Mine's 2.4... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #20 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteI didn't find the one I had on Monday to be really, truly funny. is it ok that the rest of us find the one you had on Monday to be really truly funny? if it's not ok, I'll be appropriately outraged instead edit: Good for you for subjecting to this for the sake of your health. You'd be surprised how many men over 40 won't get yearly physicals...... (well, you might not be surprised about it, but it's still a pretty big group) Just you wait, sonny! You'll get yours.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #21 November 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age. Mine's 2.4Your GPA?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #22 November 2, 2006 Just curious, but you think is funny the prospect of having prostate cancer?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #23 November 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou can have your PSA checked every year, regardless of age. Mine's 2.4Your GPA? British universities don't use the GPA system I got a "double first" from Cambridge A "Double First" can refer to First-Class Honours in two separate subjects, e.g. Classics and Mathematics, or alternatively to First-Class Honours in the same subject in subsequent examinations, e.g. subsequent Parts of the Tripos at the University of Cambridge. At Cambridge, it is even possible to obtain a Double-Starred First (noted recipients being Quentin Skinner, Alain de Botton, Lee Kuan Yew and Orlando Figes), or, in extremely rare cases such as Maurice Zinkin [1], Neal Ascherson, Abba Eban, and Rachel Orr[citation needed], a Triple-Starred First. That, and $3, gets me a cup of coffee at Starbucks but is no protection from cancer.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
