warpedskydiver 0 #1 October 1, 2006 Escaped Hamster Interrupts Jet Flight Friday, September 29, 2006 10:49 AM EDT The Associated Press INNSBRUCK, Austria (AP) — It wasn't "Snakes on a Plane," but an Austrian Airlines jet made an unscheduled stop Friday after a passenger sneaked a hamster aboard concealed up his rectum, and the rodent escaped. The flight from Palma de Mallorca, Spain, to the southern Austrian city of Graz made a stop in Innsbruck so officials could search for the hamster and make sure it didn't gnaw through any wiring, the airline said. It said the flight was diverted after a passenger notified the crew that he had brought a hamster aboard up his rectum and had lost track of it. Passengers were ordered off the plane, and some were taken by bus to Graz. It was not immediately clear how many hamsters were aboard. midafternoon, a search of the aircraft still had not turned up any sign of the hamster, authorities said. Austrian Airlines said the jet would remain grounded until the hamster was found "because it can't take off that way for safety reasons." Quote What a shitty thing to have happen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #2 October 1, 2006 Must have been a real pain in the ass for some passengers. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #3 October 1, 2006 Quote Austrian Airlines said the jet would remain grounded until the hamster was found "because it can't take off that way for safety reasons." Oh, for chrissake! Deputize a cat as a sky marshall and add it to the crew."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #4 October 1, 2006 WHo the hell would cop to that? "Um. Stewardess? I had a hanster up my ass when I boarded, and it's not longer there." WTF??? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cudlo 0 #5 October 1, 2006 ... guess airport security will have to do full body cavity searches now._________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #6 October 1, 2006 Sounds like someone wants to start a new urban legend! Some people will do anything for attention . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #7 October 1, 2006 QuoteSounds like someone wants to start a new urban legend! Some people will do anything for attention . . . Whatever Bill you can't even laugh huh? that is sad, oh and people read the Onion for facts too huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #8 October 1, 2006 Don't you have a "canned" laugh button over there? You could use one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
SpeedRacer 1 #2 October 1, 2006 Must have been a real pain in the ass for some passengers. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 October 1, 2006 Quote Austrian Airlines said the jet would remain grounded until the hamster was found "because it can't take off that way for safety reasons." Oh, for chrissake! Deputize a cat as a sky marshall and add it to the crew."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 October 1, 2006 WHo the hell would cop to that? "Um. Stewardess? I had a hanster up my ass when I boarded, and it's not longer there." WTF??? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #5 October 1, 2006 ... guess airport security will have to do full body cavity searches now._________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #6 October 1, 2006 Sounds like someone wants to start a new urban legend! Some people will do anything for attention . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 October 1, 2006 QuoteSounds like someone wants to start a new urban legend! Some people will do anything for attention . . . Whatever Bill you can't even laugh huh? that is sad, oh and people read the Onion for facts too huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 October 1, 2006 Don't you have a "canned" laugh button over there? You could use one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
