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My roommate keeps his towel in our shared bathroom. Frankly it stinks.

I once suggested that we both leave our towels in our own rooms. He was completely against that and not open to any negotiations.

What is the correct way to tell him how I feel? Its a sticky situation.
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3-2- .... This is totally heading to Bonfire :ph34r:



I figured i would post here. I want the "politicly correct" way to tell him.



Tell him you would blow him but he smells. That will make him scrub up.


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3-2- .... This is totally heading to Bonfire :ph34r:



I figured i would post here. I want the "politicly correct" way to tell him.



Tell him you would blow him but he smells. That will make him scrub up.



maybe he smells b/c of smega build up. if you blow him, be sure to post about the experience, m'k?

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My roommate keeps his towel in our shared bathroom. Frankly it stinks.

I once suggested that we both leave our towels in our own rooms. He was completely against that and not open to any negotiations.

What is the correct way to tell him how I feel? Its a sticky situation.



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My roommate keeps his towel in our shared bathroom. Frankly it stinks.

I once suggested that we both leave our towels in our own rooms. He was completely against that and not open to any negotiations.

What is the correct way to tell him how I feel? Its a sticky situation.



WTF? Its a towel! Bathroom equipment belongs in the bathroom. If it smells just tell him to wash it - he will probably find it nicer to use then as well.
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I have a male roommate as well. He smokes and has smelly stuff too..I just keep a can of Oust spray handy and I spray when necessary and it's all good again:D



i think i might try the spray. there is no way in hell i would put that towel in with my clothes.

oust? i have a coupon for nuetra air
"I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children."

BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng

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make yours even more stinky. kill an animal and rap your towel around it. leave in bathroom for one week. lather, rinse, repeat.

no seriously, it stanks like BO so bad you want to gag. and i dont understand. would'nd you be wiping your clean body on a clean towel?
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make yours even more stinky. kill an animal and rap your towel around it. leave in bathroom for one week. lather, rinse, repeat.

no seriously, it stanks like BO so bad you want to gag. and i dont understand. would'nd you be wiping your clean body on a clean towel?



NO SERIOUSLY>>> why can't you just TALK to him about it, like two grown up human beings?

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In the interest of roomie harmony, just wash it when you do your own laundry.



You know I realize that all is soaped & sudded in the washer but...

am I the only one who washes the particularly narly items (should there be any) separately just to make absolutely sure the narliness doesn't accidentally infect my other pure & innocent clothing?:)
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I have a male roommate as well. He smokes and has smelly stuff too..I just keep a can of Oust spray handy and I spray when necessary and it's all good again:D



i think i might try the spray. there is no way in hell i would put that towel in with my clothes.

oust? i have a coupon for nuetra air



Oust eliminates odors and bacteria (according to their claims). So you two combine your clothes in the washing machine? We do laundry separate.





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3-2- .... This is totally heading to Bonfire :ph34r:



I figured i would post here. I want the "politicly correct" way to tell him.



"Politically correct"? This is the wrong place for that. Post his email addy and I'm sure it'll be taken care of pronto! Oh, and if anyone needs any anonymous email addresses for "the hit" give these a shot;)
http://www.tshirthell.com/emailhell.htm

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am I the only one who washes the particularly narly items (should there be any) separately just to make absolutely sure the narliness doesn't accidentally infect my other pure & innocent clothing?:)



you are the only one

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am I the only one who washes the particularly narly items (should there be any) separately just to make absolutely sure the narliness doesn't accidentally infect my other pure & innocent clothing?:)



you are the only one



Make that two ...

:ph34r:

'Shell



I know a few, too: my wife, mother, sister & several female in-laws.
A simple observation: men understand that when you run it all in the washer with lots of detergent, it all gets clean. Crabs don't pole vault. Clean is clean, girls.

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I know a few, too: my wife, mother, sister & several female in-laws.
A simple observation: men understand that when you run it all in the washer with lots of detergent, it all gets clean. Crabs don't pole vault. Clean is clean, girls.



It ain't the crabs we're worried about. It's the smelly boy germs.

Just ask your mom!

:P

The "gnarly stuff" I wash separately is the stuff I use to work in the yard ... the garden digging stuff, the staining my deck stuff, the building my fence stuff. I'd rather not wash the things I stain my deck in with the things I go to work in.

But I'm just a girl. We're like that with our clothes!

:P;)

'Shell
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