warpedskydiver 0 #1 September 26, 2006 I will start. They make great targets because they hide behind women and children, resulting in some very challenging shots. They make good fertilizer. They keep the birds and other wild animals well fed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 September 26, 2006 They often do have very good beards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #3 September 26, 2006 they can yoddle/sing in that high pitched falcetto (sp?) that is so pretty. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sockpuppet 0 #4 September 26, 2006 They are the best training aid ever provided to the British Army :D ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #5 September 26, 2006 QuoteThey make great targets because they hide behind women and children, resulting in some very challenging shots. If you use a rifle it'll go right through. No problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #6 September 26, 2006 I think the funniest thing is when they get to the opposite place from where they have been told they were going .. and there are no virgins waiting for them. If it was such a good deal.... how come the Immams.. and Mullahs.. and the leaders are not lining up with bombs so they can get into paradise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #7 September 26, 2006 Quote and there are no virgins waiting for them. After all those martyrs? There were only 72 to begin with I would love to put up a sign in Gaza - "They ain't virgins no more". Right next to the advertisement for the 7pm BayWatch show on channel 2.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #8 September 26, 2006 QuoteI think the funniest thing is when they get to the opposite place from where they have been told they were going .. and there are no virgins waiting for them. If it was such a good deal.... how come the Immams.. and Mullahs.. and the leaders are not lining up with bombs so they can get into paradise. The other place? You mean New Jersey? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #9 September 26, 2006 I think the funniest thing is when they get to the opposite place from where they have been told they were going .. and there are no virgins waiting for them.*** ya ever think that maybe...just maybe they misinterpreted achmeds holy script? perhaps they are one of the virgins for their buddies. RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Trent 0 #10 September 26, 2006 Quoteya ever think that maybe...just maybe they misinterpreted achmeds holy script? perhaps they are one of the virgins for their buddies. [sarcasm] Now THAT kind of behavior is just absolutely unheard of amongst all those manly men in the Arab world... right?[/sarcasm] I heard it said with my own 2 ears... "Women are for the home and babies and young men are for fun." ...not that there's anything wrong with that...Oh, hello again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy9o8 2 #11 September 26, 2006 They bake wonderful pecan pies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andrewnewell 0 #12 September 26, 2006 Their ears make exellent key fobbs, necklaces and other unusual trinkets for private adornment. I got a set of bollockes hanging from my rear veiw mirror! Much more interesting than furry dice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #13 September 26, 2006 QuoteTheir ears make exellent key fobbs, necklaces and other unusual trinkets for private adornment. I got a set of bollockes hanging from my rear veiw mirror! Much more interesting than furry dice! hmm, that's a new one to me! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #14 September 26, 2006 >They make good fertilizer. That's not saying something nice _to_ the terrorists, that's saying something nice _about_ the terrorists. How about "Hey, Mac, make sure you leave the aGPS service enabled on your cellphone - that way service providers will be able to determine where you are for a wide range of location-based services." Wouldn't want a terrorist to search for a movie theatre in Basra only to get listings for Baghdad, would we? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #15 September 26, 2006 Quote>They make good fertilizer. That's not saying something nice _to_ the terrorists, that's saying something nice _about_ the terrorists. How about "Hey, Mac, make sure you leave the aGPS service enabled on your cellphone - that way service providers will be able to determine where you are for a wide range of location-based services." Wouldn't want a terrorist to search for a movie theatre in Basra only to get listings for Baghdad, would we? thanks for the clarification there partner. know any terrorists named mac? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #16 September 26, 2006 Quoteknow any terrorists named mac? Plenty in Ireland. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #17 September 26, 2006 >know any terrorists named mac? Mahmoud is too hard to pronounce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #18 September 26, 2006 Quote>know any terrorists named mac? Mahmoud is too hard to pronounce. you call him "mahm" but he'll probably behead you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #19 September 27, 2006 >you call him "mahm" but he'll probably behead you. That's why I'd call him Mac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #20 September 27, 2006 They can keep a straight face and not lose their concentration when they bow down to pray and the guy in front of them rips a really nasty fart. Also, they don't complain when they've used their 72nd virgin. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 September 27, 2006 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3EU_KXJRy8 Apparently you can find another one pretty easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sundevil777 102 #22 September 27, 2006 I wonder, shouldn't a female martyr get seventy whatever male virgins in paradise? I mean, during the process of indoctrination, what is their equivalent that is promised, or do they get no such reward?People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #23 September 27, 2006 "Say hello to my friend Mister Nock, you son of a bitch." mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #24 September 27, 2006 Ever watch any Sharpe? Seargent Harper would be proud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites miked10270 0 #25 September 27, 2006 QuoteEver watch any Sharpe? Seargent Sergeant Harper would be proud. There ya go Matt. Back on topic, I think that yer modern, ISLAMIC Terrorists are much nicer than the old (Irish) ones. I for one really appreciate the way they bomb and shoot up places where I'm NOT!!!I see this as a major benefit over the old, PIRA gits. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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micro 0 #3 September 26, 2006 they can yoddle/sing in that high pitched falcetto (sp?) that is so pretty. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #4 September 26, 2006 They are the best training aid ever provided to the British Army :D ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 September 26, 2006 QuoteThey make great targets because they hide behind women and children, resulting in some very challenging shots. If you use a rifle it'll go right through. No problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 September 26, 2006 I think the funniest thing is when they get to the opposite place from where they have been told they were going .. and there are no virgins waiting for them. If it was such a good deal.... how come the Immams.. and Mullahs.. and the leaders are not lining up with bombs so they can get into paradise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #7 September 26, 2006 Quote and there are no virgins waiting for them. After all those martyrs? There were only 72 to begin with I would love to put up a sign in Gaza - "They ain't virgins no more". Right next to the advertisement for the 7pm BayWatch show on channel 2.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 September 26, 2006 QuoteI think the funniest thing is when they get to the opposite place from where they have been told they were going .. and there are no virgins waiting for them. If it was such a good deal.... how come the Immams.. and Mullahs.. and the leaders are not lining up with bombs so they can get into paradise. The other place? You mean New Jersey? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #9 September 26, 2006 I think the funniest thing is when they get to the opposite place from where they have been told they were going .. and there are no virgins waiting for them.*** ya ever think that maybe...just maybe they misinterpreted achmeds holy script? perhaps they are one of the virgins for their buddies. RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trent 0 #10 September 26, 2006 Quoteya ever think that maybe...just maybe they misinterpreted achmeds holy script? perhaps they are one of the virgins for their buddies. [sarcasm] Now THAT kind of behavior is just absolutely unheard of amongst all those manly men in the Arab world... right?[/sarcasm] I heard it said with my own 2 ears... "Women are for the home and babies and young men are for fun." ...not that there's anything wrong with that...Oh, hello again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #11 September 26, 2006 They bake wonderful pecan pies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewnewell 0 #12 September 26, 2006 Their ears make exellent key fobbs, necklaces and other unusual trinkets for private adornment. I got a set of bollockes hanging from my rear veiw mirror! Much more interesting than furry dice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #13 September 26, 2006 QuoteTheir ears make exellent key fobbs, necklaces and other unusual trinkets for private adornment. I got a set of bollockes hanging from my rear veiw mirror! Much more interesting than furry dice! hmm, that's a new one to me! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #14 September 26, 2006 >They make good fertilizer. That's not saying something nice _to_ the terrorists, that's saying something nice _about_ the terrorists. How about "Hey, Mac, make sure you leave the aGPS service enabled on your cellphone - that way service providers will be able to determine where you are for a wide range of location-based services." Wouldn't want a terrorist to search for a movie theatre in Basra only to get listings for Baghdad, would we? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #15 September 26, 2006 Quote>They make good fertilizer. That's not saying something nice _to_ the terrorists, that's saying something nice _about_ the terrorists. How about "Hey, Mac, make sure you leave the aGPS service enabled on your cellphone - that way service providers will be able to determine where you are for a wide range of location-based services." Wouldn't want a terrorist to search for a movie theatre in Basra only to get listings for Baghdad, would we? thanks for the clarification there partner. know any terrorists named mac? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #16 September 26, 2006 Quoteknow any terrorists named mac? Plenty in Ireland. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #17 September 26, 2006 >know any terrorists named mac? Mahmoud is too hard to pronounce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #18 September 26, 2006 Quote>know any terrorists named mac? Mahmoud is too hard to pronounce. you call him "mahm" but he'll probably behead you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #19 September 27, 2006 >you call him "mahm" but he'll probably behead you. That's why I'd call him Mac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #20 September 27, 2006 They can keep a straight face and not lose their concentration when they bow down to pray and the guy in front of them rips a really nasty fart. Also, they don't complain when they've used their 72nd virgin. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #21 September 27, 2006 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3EU_KXJRy8 Apparently you can find another one pretty easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sundevil777 102 #22 September 27, 2006 I wonder, shouldn't a female martyr get seventy whatever male virgins in paradise? I mean, during the process of indoctrination, what is their equivalent that is promised, or do they get no such reward?People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #23 September 27, 2006 "Say hello to my friend Mister Nock, you son of a bitch." mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #24 September 27, 2006 Ever watch any Sharpe? Seargent Harper would be proud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites miked10270 0 #25 September 27, 2006 QuoteEver watch any Sharpe? Seargent Sergeant Harper would be proud. There ya go Matt. Back on topic, I think that yer modern, ISLAMIC Terrorists are much nicer than the old (Irish) ones. I for one really appreciate the way they bomb and shoot up places where I'm NOT!!!I see this as a major benefit over the old, PIRA gits. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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micro 0 #13 September 26, 2006 QuoteTheir ears make exellent key fobbs, necklaces and other unusual trinkets for private adornment. I got a set of bollockes hanging from my rear veiw mirror! Much more interesting than furry dice! hmm, that's a new one to me! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #14 September 26, 2006 >They make good fertilizer. That's not saying something nice _to_ the terrorists, that's saying something nice _about_ the terrorists. How about "Hey, Mac, make sure you leave the aGPS service enabled on your cellphone - that way service providers will be able to determine where you are for a wide range of location-based services." Wouldn't want a terrorist to search for a movie theatre in Basra only to get listings for Baghdad, would we? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #15 September 26, 2006 Quote>They make good fertilizer. That's not saying something nice _to_ the terrorists, that's saying something nice _about_ the terrorists. How about "Hey, Mac, make sure you leave the aGPS service enabled on your cellphone - that way service providers will be able to determine where you are for a wide range of location-based services." Wouldn't want a terrorist to search for a movie theatre in Basra only to get listings for Baghdad, would we? thanks for the clarification there partner. know any terrorists named mac? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #16 September 26, 2006 Quoteknow any terrorists named mac? Plenty in Ireland. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #17 September 26, 2006 >know any terrorists named mac? Mahmoud is too hard to pronounce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 September 26, 2006 Quote>know any terrorists named mac? Mahmoud is too hard to pronounce. you call him "mahm" but he'll probably behead you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #19 September 27, 2006 >you call him "mahm" but he'll probably behead you. That's why I'd call him Mac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 September 27, 2006 They can keep a straight face and not lose their concentration when they bow down to pray and the guy in front of them rips a really nasty fart. Also, they don't complain when they've used their 72nd virgin. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 September 27, 2006 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3EU_KXJRy8 Apparently you can find another one pretty easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 102 #22 September 27, 2006 I wonder, shouldn't a female martyr get seventy whatever male virgins in paradise? I mean, during the process of indoctrination, what is their equivalent that is promised, or do they get no such reward?People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #23 September 27, 2006 "Say hello to my friend Mister Nock, you son of a bitch." mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #24 September 27, 2006 Ever watch any Sharpe? Seargent Harper would be proud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #25 September 27, 2006 QuoteEver watch any Sharpe? Seargent Sergeant Harper would be proud. There ya go Matt. Back on topic, I think that yer modern, ISLAMIC Terrorists are much nicer than the old (Irish) ones. I for one really appreciate the way they bomb and shoot up places where I'm NOT!!!I see this as a major benefit over the old, PIRA gits. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
