dorbie 0 #1 September 13, 2006 WASHINGTON D.C., Sept 12 (Reuters) - (Tuesday, September 12, 2006) during a press conference, several members of the house select committee on gluteus maximus announced that after lengthy investigations, congress had finally found it's ass with both hands and a map, however in an embarrassing turnaround the committee chairman had to later withdraw the claim. They will resume their investigations on Wednesday in closed session and hope that a newly acquired flashlight will aid them in their quest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #2 September 13, 2006 how strange they cant find the gluteus Gigantus, and yet they have their collective thumbs up their sphincter already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 September 13, 2006 They're finally realizing what we the people have known for years? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricTheRed 0 #4 September 13, 2006 Quotehow strange they cant find the gluteus Gigantus, and yet they have their collective HEADS up their sphincter already. Fixed it for yaillegible usually Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
