Brits with guns *NOT A DEBATE*

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Really Karen, is THAT what it meant

OK hands UP all the POMs who knew what I was doing


Piss taking is not somthing most Yanks seem to understand

(psst.... I got a secret....


I knew that.... I guess that it's kinda hard to convey sarcasm over the internet....)

[miked10270 0]

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OK hands UP all the POMs who knew what I was doing

Yes. We got the joke (using the term joke in a very broad sense).

Now... Shut up and watch the remake of Skippy

Shame there's only 3 episodes so far. The one above, this one and this one. Still, they're sufficient to cover just about all of Australian Culture: Booze, Bum-Fondling, & the inability to get women due to small genitalia.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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OK hands UP all the POMs who knew what I was doing

Yes. We got the joke (using the term joke in a very broad sense).

Now... Shut up and watch the remake of Skippy

Shame there's only 3 episodes so far. The one above, this one and this one. Still, they're sufficient to cover just about all of Australian Culture: Booze, Bum-Fondling, & the inability to get women due to small genitalia.

Mike.

Fuck me they are remaking Skippy, and I only fall into one of those above 3 categories, and I dont drink










dont want no.... dont want no...

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Fuck me .... I only fall into one of those above 3 categories, and I dont drink

We'd kind of guessed that from your "DangerMouse" Avatar.

Don't worry... The "Flying-Arse-Doctors" are on their way!

Mike.

PS: Quick! What do you call a sheep tied to a Kalgoorlie-Boulder?..













Yep: A Leisure Centre.

PPS: Has Western Australia got proper mains electricity ("Leckie") yet?.. Or do your dishwashers still work like the pic?

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[Skyrad 0]

LMFAO

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PPS: Has Western Australia got proper mains electricity ("Leckie") yet?.. Or do your dishwashers still work like the pic?

Shit dude that's the High Tech version, you should check out the latest in Fridge technology. means I dont have to salt everthing all the time .
waddareckon mate
http://www.aussiethings.biz/coolgardie_safe.html

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Skyrad 0]

"Mum where did I come from?"

"Shutup and eat ya veggiemite!"

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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You lot seem to foget that OZ was colonised by POMs you thought better of living in the land of dull grey skies, and took the tourist ships out here so many left that the Brit government put a stop to it

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[warpedskydiver 0]

Yep: A Leisure Centre.

PPS: Has Western Australia got proper mains electricity ("Leckie") yet?.. Or do your dishwashers still work like the pic?

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You lot seem to foget that OZ was colonised by POMs you thought better of living in the land of dull grey skies, and took the tourist ships out here so many left that the Brit government put a stop to it

LOL... But you lot keep coming back in your millions to live here WTF is that about?

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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waddareckon mate
http://www.aussiethings.biz/coolgardie_safe.html

I already knew about meat safes from reading "Bony" books.

The links underneath are good. Is anyone surprised that Aussies invented not only the "Pop-Top" beer can... But also the Wine-Box. - Available in sizes from 3 litres to "Twenty-Two-Bonzer-Barbie-Gallons"!

Of course, it's not simply where Aussies came from originally, but the quality of the folk we got rid of! Just like the Dutch are peaceful & laid back because they exported all their psychos to South Africa in the 1800's, so Britons are polite & law-abiding today because of our past re-classification of convicts as "Exports"!
What saddens me about young Aussie girls returning to Britain today (backpackers) is the way they all go into bar work. This isn't for financial reasons... They just get lonely ... And SADLY, their society & upbringing has conditioned them to believe that the only place they can find a heterosexual male & potential mate is IN THE PUB!

Y'All should be ashamed of yourselves.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Mike it is your duty as a British lad and a Royal subject to render aid, and comfort to those poor lonely Aussie girls.

[Skyrad 0]

Fuck off he can line up like the rest of us

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Fuck off he can line up like the rest of us

Hey a sangar isn't swinging bachelor pad!!!

[christelsabine 1]

.....the only place they can find a heterosexual male & potential mate is IN THE PUB!

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Mike.

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.....the only place they can find a heterosexual male & potential mate is IN THE PUB!

There are others???

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Lordy!

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[christelsabine 1]

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.....the only place they can find a heterosexual male & potential mate is IN THE PUB!

There are others???

Do you mean other types of men or other places to find them?

It's a valid question. Given that EVERY German "Damen" I've ever met has been Trouser-Ripping-Gorgeous with a fantastic accent, clinically filthy (or was that filthily clinical?), and instinctively possessed of a distinctly blunt turn of phrase... I'm not surprised that male homosexuality is effectively non-existent there!

How can ANY man remain uninterested in the face of such typical German Girly conversation pieces as : "I think you are wanting sex with me. Das ist OK, but not fur one nacht!" Happy memories .

But before y'all head over there, intent on your own particular version of bombing the Swinemunde Ball-Bearing factories, a word of warning!... While all German women up to the age of 30 are gorgeous, some carry a genetic time bomb that goes off at age 33 - causing them to gain 40 kilos of weight and sprout more face & body hair than Lon Chaney's werewolf with the result that they come to resemble the very potatoes they're continually ramming over their 5 chins!

Mike.

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I can't argue about the women thats for sure.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Scoop 0]

Anyone have any experience with Armscor or AKs line of live .22s?

[mr2mk1g 10]

Not yet... but I'm seriously looking at buying a Saiga 12k (http://www.rusmilitary.com/html/firearms_saiga12.htm - last on page) and what I've read about Saiga (the AK maker you reference) is seriously good.

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